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MagicMarker Elite user 498 Posts |
OK. I have one of these "Born To Perform" T-Shirts (Large). I got it as a giveaway a while back, it's still in the envelope it arrrived in. I don't want it. I don't know if anyone does.
So, here's the deal. Free T-Shirt, I'll even pay the postage. To win just post here (1 post per person) I should get a free "Born To Perform" T-Shirt because... best reason wins. Closing date is Midnight May 31st. I'm not associated with PenguinMagic, I just really don't like this shirt. I'm not expecting a lot of entries, but I am curios. -Rd |
DAVE_ATLAS New user Morganville, NJ 32 Posts |
I should get a free "born to perform" t-shirt because...
A. I am a poor collage student in desperate need of clothes. B. I am a magical god (who is poor and doesn't want to perform naked). C. well, I'm not sure. I just want the shirt. So therefore, By presenting these 3 reasons that I deserve a shirt (reason B being the most important). I hope and pray that I am the winner because I never win anything. --David Atlas ps. Did I mention that I'm a poor collage student? |
MagicMarker Elite user 498 Posts |
Dave, I like your style, getting round the one post per person rule by including 3 reasons in the same post.
You're in 1st, 2nd and 3rd place at the moment. -Rd |
Bar10dr New user 77 Posts |
I should get a free penguin shirt because I need something to wipe my behind with. I can't believe anyone would wear that shirt. I think it's appropriate too because most of the stuff Penguin puts out is crap.
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airship Inner circle In my day, I have driven 1594 Posts |
I think Dave should get the shirt because I remember how poor I was in college, and he shouldn't have to perform naked.
Besides, I'm XXXL so I can't wear it, anyway.
'The central secret of conjuring is a manipulation of interest.' - Henry Hay
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
RD
I'm a large, but I think you should give it to Dave too.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
Stevethomas Inner circle Southern U.S.A. 3728 Posts |
Give it to Dave, unless you have it in a size that would fit me, I'm 6'3", 250, with gigantic shoulder spread! Or, if it WOULD fit me, use it to cover your car.
Steve |
airship Inner circle In my day, I have driven 1594 Posts |
Steve, I'm surprised, shocked, and slightly offended that you would refer to yourself in that manner.
Nobody smaller than me is allowed to make self-deprecating fat jokes!
'The central secret of conjuring is a manipulation of interest.' - Henry Hay
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DAVE_ATLAS New user Morganville, NJ 32 Posts |
So since I seem to have the most votes (and am not planning on covering the shirt in fecal matter) does this mean I won?
Oh, wait. This is 2 posts. Does that mean I'm disqualified? |
MagicMarker Elite user 498 Posts |
No Dave, It's all yours.
Congratulations. I'll PM you. -Rd |
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