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thegreatnippulini Inner circle of Hell because I've made 2582 Posts |
Okay, it's a 5.5 MB file, so if you have a dial up (which if you do you should upgrade anyway) it will take a while and/or quality will be low.
http://greatnippulini.com/guinnessrecord2.mp3 Enjoy!
The Great Nippulini: body piercer, Guinness World Record holder, blacksmith and man with The World's Strongest Nipples! Does the WORLD care? We shall see...
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
I bow in your general direction, Nipps! You pulled it off, or didn't, as the case may be.
Nipps lifted a total of 70.158 lbs, bypassing his old record by almost 50%. When he got there, Nipps discovered that he'd forgotten his lifting bar, so he scrounged some coat-hangers, and a piece from an old display unit, and used his anvils to pound them into a makeshift prop. The guys from the Dept. of Weights and Measures brought the wrong size of scale, and couldn't weigh anything more than 50 lbs. Fortunately, they also brought a calculator. I presume they knew which buttons to push. Nipps ended up using one of their weights, so they contributed more than paperwork to the experience. The main radio guy was hiding his eyes. His ace assistant was screaming for blood, and drooling at the prospect. There were three TV crews there, one of which was hiding under a table. Most of the station crew were crowding the doorway, except for the fool who thought he was important because he answers phones. He just wanted everybody to get out. I guess he couldn't answer the phone with all the stuff that was going on. There to represent the sideshow community were Tyler Fyre and Thrill Kill Jill, and me. A good time was had by all!
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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thegreatnippulini Inner circle of Hell because I've made 2582 Posts |
Aww geez, thanks Harley! BTW, it was 70.58, not .158.... you know that extra .422 pounds is worth it!
The Great Nippulini: body piercer, Guinness World Record holder, blacksmith and man with The World's Strongest Nipples! Does the WORLD care? We shall see...
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
Oops, numbers exist to confuse me.
I could say you were stretching it, and it'd be true! Ya did good!
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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drwilson Inner circle Bar Harbor, ME 2191 Posts |
Bravo, Nips! What a great comeback!
Yours, Paul |
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T-RAY Inner circle 1539 Posts |
CONGRATULATIONS NIPPULINI!!!!!!!!!!
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Freak Prodigy Inner circle NYC & LA 1805 Posts |
Amazing, that's great!
Brett.
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gsidhe Inner circle Michigan 1725 Posts |
That was so cool...I love hearing abject terror and nausea in media personalities.
And Harley's quick nasal drilling...The reaction "Why would you do that?!?" I laughed out loud. Awesome job Nips! Gwyd |
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dough Loyal user Gee. . . 13 years, and only 238 Posts |
Congratulations Nippulini, truly an amazing feat or I guess amazing nips, seeing how feet weren't involved
:applause:
"One of the Last Ten in One Sideshows"
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aggieman Loyal user galveston, tx 207 Posts |
Congrats Nipp
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fishwasher Inner circle B'ham uk 1231 Posts |
Woo! Nips!
couldn't listen to the audio though the computer I'm on at the moment doesn't have sound |
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Stephon Special user Maryland, USA 911 Posts |
Quote: jesus, you just gave me a spring break flashback.On 2007-08-13 16:11, fishwasher wrote:
~Les S. Moore, The Dapper Dipper
Swami Yomahmi and Cheeky Monkey Sideshow "Comedy is a man in trouble." ~Bill Irwin |
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