In Australia real men think the brush is for girls - real men in Oz catch a pig before breakfast, rub it vigorously against their face to work up a good lather, and finally slaughter and cook it to go with their eggs.

Plasticdestiny
Are you still off the butts?

Destiny in America real men wrestle women, but I've wresteled a pig or two in my day also.

"...real men wrestle women, but I've wresteled a pig or two..."

Real Men can tell the difference.

Doug
I confess there were times in my life when due to the heat of the moment I made bad decisions. A drunken sailor doesn't always get the pick of the litter.

How's that tape I sent you buddie?

Some generic version of some ridiculously expensive three bladed disposable razor.

My lungs remain pure Mr Angello.

In Papua New Guinea, just north from me, the family pig is very valued. Often the porker sleeps inside with hubby, while the wife beds down outdoors.

Destiny

Mach 3 works for me.

I can't acquire an Australian pig here for love or money, so I make do with King of Shaves Shaving Gel - Gillette makes a good one too. Puts shaving cream (even Edge) in the shade.

Mike

Precisely the reason I gave up the barbaric practice 35 years ago.

It is my firm opinion that the reason beards aren't more popular is that there isn't money to be made from advertising beard-growing products. Imagine if famous sports figures proclaimed that "Lush Beard Shampoo" made their beards thicker, fuller, and more attractive to women?

Tate