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Jaz Inner circle NJ, U.S. 6111 Posts |
You freakin' ****** ST!
You'll be spittin' up bones and teeth for a month. |
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Dr. Delusion Special user Eugene, Oregon. 733 Posts |
Alright, that's about enough Silvertongue, If I want any more cr.. out of you I'll just squeeze your head !! Ya step foot in my part of the world I'll poke you in the eye kick you in the shin !!
Bob. |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Josh the SuperFluid-ous: It's just what happens when one pee pee hat calls another pee pee hat a 'pee pee hat'...it's bound to turn deadly and be alarming to gentle souls such as your self. Wear a tinfoil lid and all will pass.
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
Just remember I used to be in Pro-Wrestling
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right! |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Oooh run. A slapstick comedian in lycra..
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
Alright Higley, Let's go! 10 years from now, same time and place. No walkers or canes. Just you and me.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
You'll be holding a Jar.
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Silvertongue Inner circle One day I will die leaving behind 2426 Posts |
ST bumrushes back into the room...
He gives Higley a demented dropkick to the face, knocks him and his zimmerframe flying across the Café, pins him down, and starts gouging out his eyes. +100 points and the power to see attacks coming from any direction. Just for good measure I'll take a few toes too, and them ears while I'm at it. In fact you look like one of your xibits now. I think I'll keep you. Hey Jazz get them fat hands out my shadow man or else I'll slap them blue eyes yellow. DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? COME ON!!!!
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence, For that long, may I too remain, to dispel the sufferings of the world. -Shantideva Engaging in the Conduct of a Bodhisattva |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Higley takes a moment to study his attacker who by now is psuedo meditating in his lotus position and blows his friggen head off with the .357
Jaz gives a high 5 and picks up Higley's eye and springs for beer next door. Fight Club is for wimps. Confusious once said..."When taking body parts from a seemingly vanquished foe, be sure and take the trigger finger first."
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Eddie Garland Inner circle Hells Kitchen, New York City 4207 Posts |
Stop the Postman!
How? How? With what? Me! Me! Me! Me! Meeee! |
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Silvertongue Inner circle One day I will die leaving behind 2426 Posts |
TINK TInk tink...
How long you been doing magic Higley? Bullet between the teeth ring a bell? I give a little whistle. Fight Club for wimps??? Only the strong will survive here mate.
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence, For that long, may I too remain, to dispel the sufferings of the world. -Shantideva Engaging in the Conduct of a Bodhisattva |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Silvertongue, who is now a headless ghost whistles in the breeze...through his neck, unaware that this bullet was not caught nor could be...now but a wispy spirit he flails away at the air in a show of bravado no one can see or even sense. Meanwhile 2 more wimps square off...
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Higley, feeling sorry for all the Fight Club ladies used his vast dark powers and brought back to life the headless silvertongue so at least the FC wimps would have an ass to kick. 3 wins and he gets his head back.
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Jaz Inner circle NJ, U.S. 6111 Posts |
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On 2008-07-19 19:00, Silvertongue wrote: You got it SphincterTongue! We can dance all night you blinkin' freak. I'll be doin' the boppin' and you'll be doin' a floppin'. People will need a slop bucket and mop to get you off the floor. My fat hand hits ST so hard that his shadow bleeds! You can feel the love can't ya? Can't ya you toad? |
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