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Doug Higley
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So I'm watching the USA vs Bulgaria Mens Indoor Volley Ball and it was kind of so-so untill I decided to become Bulgarian.
A country I know nothing about whatsoever so I could root for the 'home' team with no negatives like politics and bad neighborhoods...

I wish I had become a Bulgarian from the start of the Olympics...but I'll root for us Bulgarians from now on.

We are very good at Volley ball and only lost by one to those ugly Americans...

I wonder what kind of food we eat?
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Bulgar wheat?
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I bet there is sausage involved.

I became Australian and am going to take a water excercise class.
Doug Higley
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Our flag is White (top) Green (middle) and Red (Bottom)

We like Buttermilk Pancakes and meatball Soup.

I'm going to like this being a Bulgarian.

I hope we speak English.
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I'll wait a couple years and hope there is still a Jamaican bobsled team.

"Cool runnings, Mon!"
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Doug Higley
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http://www.state.gov/r/pa/ei/bgn/3236.htm

It's good to be a Bulgarian. Smile

Too bad some of the Olympic Team got nailed for doping. Oh well...I'm clean.
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I always considered meatballs to be round, skinless, sausages....yummy! I think the Bulgarians, or I should say 'you' Bulgarians, had a very good secret police force.
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Yeah...but we learned that NATO was the real hook to hang from...and we are the best friend the US has on the Black Sea...we even get along with our neighbors...we're f**jkn' Muppets were so nice! Come on over and soak!

Sausages smothered in green peppers and onions mmmmm
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Yavor Yanakiev

Our Hero!
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Woo Hoo! (Old Bulgarian shout out)

We just won the GOLD in Individual Women's Rowing!
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I saw that! Congrats on your victory over the rest of the world!
Doug Higley
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She was a Handsome Woman!

and thank you.
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Her black hair played off her ashen skin and wrinkles well....
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Amid the tears our national Anyhem played
as the flag raised, over looking
the venue parking lot.
We were moved to eat noodles and baklava
washed in a torrent of Kamenitza beer.
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You're lucky you made this decisiion, Doug. Most of the prettiest women I've ever seen are Bulgarian. And I've seen plenty. Pretty smart move.

Bulgarians also nod their head "no" when they mean "yes." Those dumb Americans have got it backwards. Know what I mean? <shakes his head "no.">
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
Doug Higley
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Hmm...I'll have to meet one some day or is it some one day...shaking head both ways...
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I'm going to go out and get some Bulgarian buttermilk.
One of the last living 10-in-one performers. I wanted to be in show business the worst way, and that was it.
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Forget Bulgaria I want to be a coach for the Polish womens volley ball team.
Doug Higley
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Your choice. More for me.
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Doug,
You don't own an umbrella do you?
"But there isn't a door"
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