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gabelson Inner circle conscientious observer 2137 Posts |
Ok, so he's not technically a magician. But he works his own magic, that's for sure. And since we're talking humor, it inspired me to come up with the following...
Top Ten Things Overheard In Olympic Swimmers' Locker Rooms: #10: "Another race with this guy?? I'm bringing in a floatie and a margarita." #9: "Can we please have all of your wedding bands? The Committee just ran out of gold." #8: "Is that an iPod Nano in Phelps' Speedo, or is the water just cold?" #7: "If you can't find your swimcap, you can borrow my grandmother's." #6: "Mark who?" #5: "Too much swishing, not enough spitting." #4: "Have you noticed the water in the Serbian lane is a little warmer?" #3: "I thought he was a little 'pitchy'." #2: "See that shadow in the deep end? I think that's Jimmy Hoffa!" ...And the #1 thing overheard in Olympic swimmers' locker rooms: "No worries, fellas- I just put the Visine in Phelps' Gatorade." |
magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
Hehehehe nice.. really nice. =) lol
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JesterMan Veteran user Maryland, USA 319 Posts |
That wasn't VisINE!
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Somebody, contact Michael so he will be a member with us. I'm sure we turn him into a magician.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts |
Get that man a red swim suit!
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gabelson Inner circle conscientious observer 2137 Posts |
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On 2008-08-16 09:05, magic4u02 wrote: Hey, there's no "off" position on the genius switch. |
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
I heard Michael is partially black. The reason is because he is athletic and strong.
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gabelson Inner circle conscientious observer 2137 Posts |
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On 2008-08-18 07:22, Dynamike wrote: Which part? |
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
The inside.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts |
And outside of his cap?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Don't forget his cavities too.
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