I have bizarre dreams all the time. I mean some really bizarre dreams. So I just woke up from one an since it involves magic, and a certain Australian vampire that stalks this thread, I thought I'd mention it here. First off, I had a crazy hectic day yesterday. Spent half the day at a one-day convention hanging out with a few Café' friends. I had to split around 4:30 to get to a strolling gig. The restaurant was packed and I ended up staying an extra hour. I sat down at 10:30 to have dinner at the bar. Spicy blackened grouper, I think that's what did it.

I found myself at a huge magic convention. I assume it was World Magic Seminar because the theatre looked familiar. Also, Pete Biro was there. The next act is announced for competition and it is.....Destiny. The stage was set like a giant kitchen. She sat on the edge of the stage with a can opener, you know one of those crank jobs. On the table on stage was a large can of tuna. Destiny just held the can opener and started to crank it, but there was no can. Suddenly, the can started to spin and the lid was being cut off. The lid levitated and fell in the trashcan. The then took a fork and leaned down into the front row and with the fork, mimed feeding people in the front row. As they took the fork in their mouth, a lump of tuna came up from the can and disappeared as if it was being eaten by some invisible giant. All of a sudden, my phone rings and I have to run out of the theatre. For some reason, my cell phone isn't my regular phone, it is one of those early "brick" phones that weighs as much as a Toyota. I'm in the lobby talking on the phone, when who walks past me buy my high school principal, who is the hotel's bellman. At this point, I woke up to pee.

I told you it was bizarre. The moral of the story, don't eat spicy blackened grouper at 10:30 after a whole day of magic.

Destiny feeds tuna to an invisible giant? The meaning seems thinly veiled to me.

I shall analyze your dream for you.

analyzing.

analyzing....


analyzing.....

Result: You need to see a therapist

It sounds far superior to my normal performance.

I had to google Spicy Blackened Grouper as I intend partaking off it soon and then brainstorming show ideas as I sleep.

Destiny

That is hilarious!!! I always find dreams funny. Thank you for sharing.

Dude! You sure that was just the after effects ofwearing The Red Jacket of Mystery? lol

I still haven't learned my lesson. I still eat heavy meals and end up with some weird ones. One in particular I remember from a while back involved Doug Henning,...for some reason he was back alive, and I hugged him..but I ended up with his hair in my mouth, and I had to cough and sputter to spit it out.

Years ago I learned that could bring on nightmares by eating a crappy meal before bed. I used to take the nightmares and write horrific short fiction out of it. Some wasn't bad.

That is one craaazy dream my friend!
I seriously need to try Spicy Blackened Grouper...

Correction, wearing HALF the red jacket of mystery. Imagine what would have happened if I could actually put the thing on all the way.

A good friend of mine always reminds me about a weird dream I had years ago. I was a secret agent, (hey, who hasn't had that dream) and the US is under attack. My mission to protect the president, Andy Richter and the vice-president, Andy Richter's twin brother.

Remember kids, drugs are fine, just say no to spicy blackened grouper at 10:30 at night.

Man the thought of what would have happened if you had on the full jacket is just spooky. I shiver just thinking about it. lol All hail the mighty power that is the red jacket of mystery. lol

Kyle

One day that jacket will realise its power and take over the show - Kyle will be relegated to jumping out of boxes for the real magician.

Destiny

That is so true. I mean I saw it's mighty power just yesterday. At the convention I had people coming up to me not to ask about me but to ask if I brough the red jacket. lol True story. When I said I had it in the truck, people freaked out and made me go and get it. then it was like a stampede of people wanting to try it on and take pics with it. When I got home that night, people on the Café who were there wanted to know why they di not get a chance to wera it. I say that jacket has evil powers and will take over the world. lol

Kyle

If you think the dream was bad, listen to this email I just got.

Hey Pep,
It was great to see you Saturday. Of all the guys that were pawing at me and trying me on, you were totally my favorite. Kyle's lucky I'm not a size 60, or else I would have gone home with you.

Talk soon,
XOXO
The Red Jacket of Mystery

In addition, the Jacket also has it's own myspace, facebook and fanclub pages. Weird!

I have weird dreams too. Mostly involving Alyson Hannigan and a bathtub full of Jello.

Dreams represent fears or desires. They're our brains way of problem solving.

Eddie

PEP: LMAO!!! Dude I just spit food all over the monitor and it's YOUR fault. I KNEW I should never have hung that jacket in the closet next to my computer system. That thing is pure evil. I swear I could hear it purring and laughing (evil) as people were putting it on. If you even feel one bit dumber today, you know why. The darn thing was sucking you dry. lol

Kyle

PS: I have GOT to set up a dealer table at a convention just so people can try on the jacket (for a fee of course) and get their picture taken with it. lol Man I am going to be RICH!!!