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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
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On 2008-12-08 15:09, Magnus Eisengrim wrote: Uh, sorry... If you say your "very first"...that implies there were others. So, yes if you say your very first "brain", I am understanding you as saying you have others. But then again, I'm not as smart as you guys. But thank (my) God that I'm better looking! hey now - put 'em up, put 'em up... |
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Matt Watts Regular user 189 Posts |
Sounds like the last time I went to church.It will be a while before I go back.
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
I'm with Justin.
"VERY first" implies subsequent jobs. In this particular case, I've had subsequent jobs. And while I tried to put it delicately, the fact is that some women in the world have changed tampons while sitting in a church service, and I know it for a FACT, and that should worry us all about the state of human civilization. |
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john scot Special user brighton, uk 585 Posts |
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On 2008-12-08 22:14, stoneunhinged wrote: I'm sorry, but you don't know it was a woman for a 'fact.' A friend of mine whom is a police officer once arrested a rather camp fellow and upon turning out the subjects pockets discovered several loose tampons! Had they done a full body cavity search, this would be a far more disturbing story... I hope you were wearing Marigolds..! |
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kregg Inner circle 1950 Posts |
"Things not to do in church"
Go?
POOF!
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
The title is IN church.
What not to do in church. And that means you are IN church already. So, do you mean leave? |
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kregg Inner circle 1950 Posts |
I meant relieve ones waste.
POOF!
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
Now that's funny!
Thanks. |
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
Only one rule - don't be yourself.
Be who you want to be seen as and return to your normal pillaging self once you're down the block and round the corner. Then you will fit in nicely. I do believe however that going to church gives kids a good start in life. I went to church as a youngster not because of belief, but boredom. Not much to do in an isolated rural town of 200 people. I was shanghaied into the choir because it was all girls and they were desperate to look a bit more diverse. My protestations that I couldn't sing were easily overcome. "We don't care about that" said Mrs Parr, the choir mistress, "Just open your mouth and pretend you're singing." They put me in a white smock with a long red frock over it and I enthusiastically mimed my way through services for the next couple of years. And there was born a future career. Destiny |
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Matthew W Inner circle New York 2456 Posts |
Smashing a ganglion cyst with a bible.
-Matt
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
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On 2008-12-08 02:33, stoneunhinged wrote: I might do any and/or all of those things, but I'm sure as heck going to take the evidence out with me and get rid of it. (Pack out your trash!)
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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