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Pete Biro 1933 - 2018 18558 Posts |
Joke I wrote this morning.
"I hear PETA is protesting the US Navy Seals. They say there was a fourth sniper and he shot the Parrot that was on one of the Pirate's shoulders.
STAY TOONED... @ www.pete-biro.com
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pepka Inner circle Uh, I'm the one on the right. 5041 Posts |
HA!
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rannie Inner circle 4375 Posts |
Oh man!
"If you can't teach an old dog new tricks, trick the old dog to learn."
-Rannie Raymundo- aka The Boss aka The Manila Enforcer www.rannieraymundo.com www.tapm.proboards80.net |
Ethan Orr Regular user Minneapolis 163 Posts |
"What do you call a cellar full of conservatives?
A WHINE cellar." Ahhh, jokes sure are funny. |
Pete Biro 1933 - 2018 18558 Posts |
Ethan: If you are for redistribution of wealth. Send me half your money, OK?
STAY TOONED... @ www.pete-biro.com
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts |
Pete, I will send you half mine. Don't be upset when you get an empty envelope :wink:
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
That gives shooting the bird a whole new meaning!!
-=tabman
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
Ray Haining Inner circle Hot Springs, AR 1907 Posts |
Pete, I doubt if Ethan, a freelance writer and poet, has much money.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Well blow me down! Good one, Pete.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
I saw one..that read...Bankers are giving Pirates a bad name.
The funny papers are not for kids (in many ways never were!)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
Ray Haining Inner circle Hot Springs, AR 1907 Posts |
Watch out. Pete is a conservative and on the side of bankers.
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TheGiz Veteran user 335 Posts |
Liberal: too scared to fight, too fat to run!
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Conservative: Starts the fight, then runs like heck.
Bill
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Eric Woods Regular user Kansas City 115 Posts |
Independent: Avoids the fight by staying out of it.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Libertarian: "Fight? Where?"
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
Eric Woods Regular user Kansas City 115 Posts |
Constitutionalist: What exactly are the rules?
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Lawrence O Inner circle French Riviera 6811 Posts |
Bipartisan: let's get the tax payers' money we'll then see what we get paid for to do with it.
Magic is the art of emotionally sharing live impossible situations
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Donal Chayce Inner circle 1770 Posts |
Anarchist: Stuff 'em all.
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