If you had the energy to supply a mysterious power of spiritual magic with three wishes, what would you wish for?

An endless supply of wishes.

Then when people needed a wish, I could give them what they need.

I wish I could understand the question.

1. lifetime subscription to Genii
2. the perfect magic trick
3. some personality

I don't know what the 2nd and 3rd wished would be. The first wish would be for the wisdom to use the other 2 wishes the best I can.

1) That everyone else would find me as talented, intelligent, witty, attractive and endearing as my wife still does, even after 18 years of marriage
2) That I would see those same traits more clearly in others
3) That I would more consistently and graciously practice what I preach

1. That I could get my health back.
2. That I could play Piano Rags.
3. That I had a little dog that did 20 tricks.

That every magician would be as honest as this.

1) Be able to make five wishes
2) keep my wife and kids in good health and happy with problems they can cope with
3) Be able to be recognized as the most famous magician in the history of magic for the meaningful qualities of my magic
4) make sufficient money from my magic (but not more) to be free from any money concern for the rest of my life
5) be able, at any time I wish, to stop being famous for the duration I desire, without loosing the freedom from money nor falling into historical oblivion.

I thought that wish already came thru to you.

Thanks for the kind words but if it did came true, it made sure to remain sufficiently out of reach for me to keep rowing in its direction...

Well you got two choices.

#1. Use a motorboat engine.

or

#2. Row the opposite direction so it will meet up with you half way around the world.

1. World Peace
2. Abolish racism
3. Free Health care


Lol. OK that was so cliche. Really all 3 wishes would involve money and women.

Sea, Sex and Sun means Health, Money and Honors (sex is only a by product then... from what I hear).

Money and women for me, too - and luxury car. Otherwise cash and girls - and a luxury sports car.

I'll use the money for my own personal gratification, and I'll use some for world peace, etc. The girls can keep me company whilst I spend. The car is for showing off to my friends and colleagues.

Wow, I really am a terrible person underneath. What fun.

No wishes. Wishes bring awful luck. I have what I want.

May I please change my wishes to (1) self-actualization, (2) powerful stage presence, and (3) a set of those glow-in-the-dark thimbles? I hope it's not too late!