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wulfiesmith Inner circle Beverley, UK 1339 Posts |
A guy walks into the USAJobs establishment ...
guy: I want to apply for the handyman vacancy adviser: ok, can you do bricklaying? guy: No, don't know the first thing about it. adviser: ok, how are you at plumbing? guy: Sorry, no idea adviser: Geez ... are you any good with electrics? guy: With what?? adviser: This job is for a Handyman ... just what is "handy" about YOU!! guy: I only live around the corner. sorry guys! WulfieSmith |
kcg5 Inner circle who wants four fried chickens and a coke 1868 Posts |
You should be
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!
"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill |
stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Twasn't a side slapper, no no.
But it made me think of this: in Germany, a "handy" is a cell phone. That might make th joke funnier. I don't see how, exactly.... |
Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts |
In the US, a "handy" has a WHOLE other meaning and usually costs about 20 bucks...
Lyndel |
Rizzo Inner circle East Coast 3346 Posts |
Lyndel, now now ha!
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abc Inner circle South African in Taiwan 1081 Posts |
Quote:
On 2009-08-02 21:15, Lyndel wrote: Well what is a "handy man" then? Is it a self inflicted wound or a wound sustained in friendly fire? |
Parson Smith Inner circle 1937 Posts |
A snowman walks into a bar and says, "Gee, It smells like carrots in here."
Parson
Here kitty, kitty,kitty.
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