Following a trip to Walmart....I wrote the following..don't know how funny it is till I take it out for more test drives.....

My wife sent me to the store for a cut up "Fryer"...

They were out, but I did find a Pastor with limp.

Any other shopping related jokes you can share.
Not stock stuff, but things from real life.
Sharing our own material is risking, but oh so rewarding when it works...

In the works a puppet based on a S'more...

Graham Cracker (2) for the lips
Cherry for the tongue
Marshamelloes for the eyes...
Hershey Kisses for the nose or pupils in the eyes...




Harris

When I grocery shop a four letter word comes to view:

SPAM


Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander