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Todd Robbins V.I.P. New York 2922 Posts 
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I posted this in another group and it got no response, so I post it here 'cause it deserves to be appreciated.
A hermaphrodite went missing, so they posted its picture on a carton of half & half. |
handa Inner circle Pittsburgh, PA 1357 Posts
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I don't think that the hermaphrodite really went missing. It was more of a case of He Said/She Said.
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Rod Pringle Special user 543 Posts
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No, It was out shopping in a clothing store....Everything was HALF OFF
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dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts
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Nope your all wrong! He was told to go FCUK himself!
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dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts
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So he did!
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts
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“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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Kondini Inner circle 3609 Posts
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Half & half not a good thing,,,knowing my luck, if it was me I would end up with the mind of a women in a mans body,,,,,only plus would be to have the mind of a man with the hands of a woman !!!! Think about it,,,,not too long though.
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Chance Inner circle 1385 Posts
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Reminds me of "All of Me", a movie with Steve Martin & Lilly Tomlin. Very funny stuff!
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willhunter Regular user Providence, RI 140 Posts
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Quote:
On 2010-03-11 11:19, Todd Robbins wrote: I noticed it on another list. I just quietly jotted in down in my notebook as another great line to steal.
aka Billy Boston
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dave_matkin Inner circle 4522 Posts
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On 2010-03-11 13:15, Harley Newman wrote: I like the line ..... In medieval times, they might have been burned at the stake, as witches' familiars. Yep its called BBQ! |
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BarbeQueer?
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Fitz Elite user Phoenix, AZ 476 Posts
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I thought it was funny that this popped up on Twitter yesterday.
EmilyJillette "Did you hear about the hermaphrodite that went missing? They put its picture on a carton of half and half." about 18 hours ago via Echofon
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Todd Robbins V.I.P. New York 2922 Posts
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By the way, the original joke which I got from Jackie Martling was that a midget went missing and they put his picture on a carton of half and half. I was the one that made the substitute of hermaphrodite. So there. I will have to have a word with Ms. Jillette. I will have to see if the joke also went into Penn & Teller's newpaper tear routine.
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Stephon Special user Maryland, USA 911 Posts
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I heard the hermaphrodite wasn't actually missing, but did get a restraining order--he had to stay 50 feet away from herself.
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thegreatnippulini Inner circle of Hell because I've made 2582 Posts
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Well, it makes sense, Stephon... she was caught beating him off.
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handa Inner circle Pittsburgh, PA 1357 Posts
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Moxie twitters now? Katelyn doesn't even touch the tv remote!
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markmagic New user KY 51 Posts
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I remember an old joke along these lines... I once dated the half-man half woman, did I have fun? .....Yes, and no.
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mota Inner circle 1658 Posts
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Reminds me of a line from the short-lived HBO series "Carnivale" when they took Sampson's old wife on the show and had to take her current husband too, a half and half.
"That has to be the worst half and half I have ever seen." "You ever see a good one?" |
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Posted: Mar 11, 2010 04:19 pm 
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