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EvanMagic Elite user Manitoba 471 Posts 
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Hi everyone,
I'm working at the biggest summer day-camp on earth (no joke) and I am teaching a magic camp for 2 weeks! On the first day I am planning to tell some funny (and appropriate) jokes for the kids I am teaching. Any magic-related jokes I have found on google have been too long. I just need simple, short jokes. Thanks in advance, Evan |
jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Did you hear about the magician who posted a question on one-liner jokes when he could have read thousands of them already in this section?
Not sure if that's funny but I bet James is getting a kick out of it.
Jay Leslie
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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Which one does not belong in this grouping: Herpes, Malaria, Gonorhea, or a used Zig Zag illusion? Answer: Gonorhea: you can usually get rid of that fairly quickly.
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EvanMagic Elite user Manitoba 471 Posts
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Jay,
Nice one. I don't spend as much time as you do on this site, considering the fact your a VIP member with over 3000 wall posts, so no, I haven't read through 'thousands of them on this section'. I don't have that sort of time. I had a chance to look through a few wall posts actually, but none of them were child-appropriate. Which is why I decided to start a new post rather than looking through the large amount of jokes that were not. When I get MUCH older and grow a moustache and get a combover and also have time to post as much as you have to get to your infamous 'VIP status', I'll make sure to start searching for these child-friendly jokes. Not sure if that's funny but I sure as hell am getting a kick out of it. |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Did you hear about the guy who does not have time to read the perticulars on joke threads but has plenty of time ask others to do his work then insults people when they point that out?
I'm somewhat curious about him wanting a combover, I thought those were out of style.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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On 2010-06-11 20:20, EvanMagic wrote: FYI, you don't get a VIP status by posting lots of posts rather by actually being a successful and well known performer. |
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EvanMagic Elite user Manitoba 471 Posts
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Well good for him. And good for you for getting in the 'inner circle' lol. That comment was unprofessional on his part considering hes apparently a well known magician.
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Floyd Collins Inner circle Ohio 1633 Posts
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I think what Jay is trying to say,,, oh never mind.
People try to compare me to David Copperfield. They say you’re no David Copperfield. I can name you 5 variety artists, A Juggler and 4 magicians. How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but all the others will say that they would have done it different. How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb, depends on what you want to change it into. The teacher was discussing different jobs held by the parents of the students. When she called on Little Johnny, she asked, “And what does your father do?” “Oh, he’s a magician,” replied Johnny. “Really? And what’s his best trick?” “His best trick is sawing people in half.” “Wonderful!” exclaimed the teacher. “Tell me, are there any more children in your family?” “Yes ma’am, I have a half brother and two half sisters.” don't know if that will help,,, but here is another resource. http://www.google.com
No one said it would be easy, or did they?
Check out my all new book "Chicken Scratches" visit my lulu store for more information. http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/thecenterstage http://www.collinscomedymagic.com |
Brent McLeod Inner circle 1792 Posts
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On 2010-06-11 20:20, EvanMagic wrote: Evan- That comment was unprofessional!! which lead to the rest etc..... I hope the camp your teaching at has no one that queries your ideas or methods..... but I do hope you find the jokes your looking for-good luck.. |
imgic Inner circle Moved back to Midwest to see 1339 Posts
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On 2010-06-11 20:20, EvanMagic wrote: Heck...I'm a newbie and can see that was inapproprite. Gee whiz...if you'd have just look at the "Standard Lines" thread: http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......m=24&388 Pages and pages of one-liners...many kid appropriate. 15 minutes will give you more material that you can use. So can we just all sit down, sing Kum Bay Yah, and all just get along?
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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Isn't the most used line of a magician something like: "Here is your pizza sir, thank you for ordering from Domino's." (I know it was in my case... except I had to say over and over: "And would like to play either the Blue course or the Red course?")
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robertmichaels New user 45 Posts
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One liners are amazing when delivered at the right time. In my walk around act I use the one liners that fit the moment. Posting them with out context makes them kind of bland. Kind of like an inside joke. You just had to be there:)
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