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Godzilla Inner circle Tied & Untied Witches on 5316 Posts |
I know this thread is supposed to be about magick...but you guys like the jokes !
I need some jokes on Voodoo. Can be for younger and older. If to bad to put on open forum, please send to me on a PM! (I do not get offended!!!) Thanks in advance , NEED SOON ! Gary
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Why not. google the jokes or try making some up.
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Godzilla Inner circle Tied & Untied Witches on 5316 Posts |
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On 2011-04-12 17:59, The Donster wrote: Couldn't think of any , huh ! You could have sent that message in a PM ! Don't want the Voodoo Dildo Joke ! I made some up ! I wanted to see how many fine folks could come up with some . Here is a made up one for you...What hair style does a Haitian Witch get ? A Voodoo ! I thought the Café was so people could discuss and help each other out ! (My Bad) lol _G
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
We are Helping. others out. the main thing is try to be creative and Original. that VooDoo Dildo Joke is Adult. not Meant for Kids. what kind of Audience do you perform for ? could you use Witch Doctors Jokes. ?
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Godzilla Inner circle Tied & Untied Witches on 5316 Posts |
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On 2011-04-13 01:31, The Donster wrote: Do not want this Joke as stated in my post! Just needed a few jokes for fund raiser to tie in with voodoo. (not to dark side) . I am not getting paid. The witch doctor joke was just a quick one off the top of my head...going to be a walk around, so I will know what to say around the children age to the adult, and at what time to say what! That is why I was checking on some jokes that may be able to use . The dildo joke is the main voodoo joke on google when typed in...I did check on line for jokes. Have a nice day,Donster ! -G
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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Godzilla Inner circle Tied & Untied Witches on 5316 Posts |
[quote]On 2011-04-12 23:37, Godzilla wrote:
[quote] Don't want the Voodoo Dildo Joke !
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
I want to hear the voodoo dildo joke.
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Thomas Wayne Inner circle Alaska 1977 Posts |
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On 2011-04-13 08:17, magicgeorge wrote: No you don't... really, you don't. Seriously. You don't. Quote:
On 2011-04-12 23:37, Godzilla wrote: What a wonderful example of the unearned sense of entitlement that so many magicians seem to have. You open a thread asking for other people to supply you with material - presumably becasue you can't create any on your own. Then, when someone suggests you do some very basic research and/or [gasp!] write something original, you take a cheap shot at them. By sheer coincidence I've been accumulating and writing jokes, gags, and other humorous material for a voodoo-related effect I'm working on. I've done this by (among other things) scouring the internet for any material even slightly related to the subject, and I've been doing this for the better part of a year. Because it's always hovering in the back of my mind and I'm constantly on the lookout for related material, I've been able to accumulate a nice-sized file on the subject. I even gleaned some ideas from an episode of Two-and-a-half-Men. The failure (or unwillingness) on your part to put forth such an effort does not constitute a duty to serve you on our part. Magic is an art form, and producing art requires some creativity. I suggest you try being creative. TW
MOST magicians: "Here's a quarter, it's gone, you're an idiot, it's back, you're a jerk, show's over." Jerry Seinfeld
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Godzilla Inner circle Tied & Untied Witches on 5316 Posts |
Sorry if came across , with the wrong intent !
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Godzilla Look in your PM box.
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Godzilla Inner circle Tied & Untied Witches on 5316 Posts |
Donster, look back in yours ! LOL LOL LOL
-G
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
I did thank you. oh by the Way Keep up the Great Work
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Godzilla Inner circle Tied & Untied Witches on 5316 Posts |
Thanks Donster...allot of your methods "ESCAPE" me !
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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