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Digger New user 1 Post |
Doing a show at a 50th birthday party next week ... anyone got any good one-liners to work into the act?
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Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
Age is just a number a very high number in your case but still a number.
Vibono Mirage
Magic entertainer and Balloon artist |
Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts |
50 is a weird age ...you're either listening to the stones or passing them!
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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Peter Marucci Inner circle 5389 Posts |
Roses are red,
Violets are blue; No one is quite As old as you! (Well, if they are, they don't act it!) |
NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
You know you're old when the candles cost more then cake.
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DougTait Elite user Sebring, FL 492 Posts |
If you ask her her age she tells you it's her business - and she has been in business quite a long time.
The guests tried to count the candles on the cake, but the heat drove them back.
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men [and women] to do nothing."
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Ray Anderson New user 30 Posts |
What is the best form of birth control for people over 50?
Nudity! |
Peter Marucci Inner circle 5389 Posts |
Nothing to do with a 50th birthday, just relevant to Ray Anderson's post, above:
Question: What does a magician use for birth control? Answer: His personality. |
Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts |
In my case 260 q's!
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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Bilwonder Veteran user Oroville CA 327 Posts |
I think there is some word play in there for being "half a century" but it eludes me at the moment...
it's my own senility of half wit-ism! Here's a couple others that come to mind... Fifty eh? Well, you look like a million! But you're only fifty right? I see your approaching middle age...for the second time...
billswondershow.com
"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." Mark Twain |
MagicCoach New user 82 Posts |
For age does not always bring wisdom
for some sadly it comes alone |
El_Lamo Special user Canada 589 Posts |
Here are a smattering of on-line sites with jokes. Please be careful as they have pop-ups.
http://www.jarusa.com/birthday/jokes.htm http://www.fun4birthdays.com/jokes/ http://www.happiness-is-online.com/Qr_birthday-jokes.html http://www.he-ha.com/?cid=10 http://www.birthdaycelebrations.net/birthdayjokes.htm Cheers El Lamo
Life is a system of circumstance presented coincidently in an illusory way.
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