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Whatwho New user 5 Posts |
Hi!
I would need some help from funny magician to finish my intro to my new Comedy magic routine. In the begin of my routine I will pretend to call Hogwarts School hotline to give me instructions for my trick. Hogwarts School Hotline: ************************ 1- Halo, and Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry hotline. 2- For Spanish press 1, For French press 2, For English press 3. 3- Please enter your password. 4- You have entered the password (I love ketchup). To confirm, press 1. /*** I will need help to find another funny password instead for (I love ketchup). 5- Hi Pinocchio, and welcome back. /*** I will need help to find another funny nickname instead for (Pinocchio). 6- We want remind you that you still didn't returned back the book “How to read your girlfriend's mind” By Lady gaga. (Pause) /*** I will need help to find another funny name for book “How to read your girlfriend's mind” By Lady gaga. 7- For Card magic trick press 1, for Comedy magic press 2. 8- Welcome to funny comedy magic trick. For banana magic trick press 1, For bla bla press 2, for bla bla press 3, for bla bla trick press 4. /*** I will need help to find funny name of magic trick! Many thanks for any help I can get! Thanks |
AGMagic Special user Cailf. 775 Posts |
What is the age of your intended audiences? There are things that my 19 year old son finds hilarious that I just don't get! Likewise, I often find many things very funny but the references are to things that happened before he was born.
A classic example: I once took a young lady to see Airplane II when it was a first run film. She was about 5 years younger than I. About 1/4 of the way through, she elbowed me and said that isn't funny! My reply was yes it is, you just don't know why because you don't know the movie it is parodying (2001 A Space Odyssey). I found the gag hilarious while she was bewildered as to why I did. Since you started with Hogwarts, I would look to the Harry Potter series to see what else you could use. Perhaps a twist on a character name, or use one of the better known actor's name for the name or password. I would speak the 2nd line in the various languages and probably add several more languages to the list. I like "How to Read Your Girlfriend"s Mind" for a book title...perhaps written by Noman Evar or Don Teven Try. Good luck, it has possibilities.
Tim Silver - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Magic-Woodshop/122578214436546
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Visualize Whirled Peas! |
Gordon the discombobulator Loyal user 246 Posts |
You mentioned banana.
Are you trying to rescript the famous ACME magic company banana / bandana trick ? look it up. |
Whatwho New user 5 Posts |
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On 2014-01-04 20:28, AGMagic wrote: The age of my intended audiences is between 18 and up. I like your idea to start watching Harry Potter series and get thinks from there. I will try that. But the think is I don't want to referencing to Harry potter. I want to use words that related to people. I think is more funny. or what you think ? Regarding the languages part 2nd line yes I agree with you about that. It was nice to hear that you liked the book title name. I'm thinking to change it to "How to hypnotize your girl friend to do what you want to do" but I think is to long title or what you think? Thanks |
Whatwho New user 5 Posts |
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On 2014-01-05 09:20, Gordon the discombobulator wrote: Why I would do that? Im not to rescript the famous ACME magic company banana / bandana trick. Their script is different from mine! |
AGMagic Special user Cailf. 775 Posts |
Whatwho, there is a fine line between what is relevant today and what will be obscure tomorrow. If you are looking to build a routine that you can use for several years, look to well known and established characters or people that you can parody.
How to Hypnotize Your Girlfriend is not as funny as how to read her mind. In the first case, you are attempting to control her, a situation that most, especially women, do not find funny, in the second scenario, you are attempting to do the impossible, something every man wishes he could do but generally fails miserably at.
Tim Silver - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Magic-Woodshop/122578214436546
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Visualize Whirled Peas! |
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
I knew that you would help me. On the way to the theater you helped cross the street.
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friend2cptsolo Elite user Spent all this time on the Cafe' and all I have to show for it is 445 Posts |
What about when pressing numbers for language you add in a weird language from the Harry Potter world
1- Halo, and Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry hotline. 2- For Spanish press 1, For a SNOBBY English accent press 2. For Parseltongue pressssssss 3. |
friend2cptsolo Elite user Spent all this time on the Cafe' and all I have to show for it is 445 Posts |
What who your script is just way off here....
why does Pinocchio go to Hogwarts??? Why "I love ketchup" none of that scripting makes any sense??? |
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