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Martijn van Berkel New user 52 Posts |
I wanna do the bill to lemon effect in the near future in my show.
I'm now writing the script for this effect and I want to add some more comedy lines to this effect. Perhaps some funny lines after borrowing the bill. Anybody here who knows some of them? |
Andini Special user Columbus, OH 685 Posts |
After they sign the bill...
Magi: Do you know what you've just done? Help: No Magi: You've just committed a federal offense. I got this from Doug Malloy's "Lemon Game" and it always gets a laugh. Watch Bill Malone's video with his Bill-in-Lemon routine and you're bound to get ideas. Bill has a very funny style. |
The Cardfather Veteran user Long Beach, CA 347 Posts |
Can't remember the magician but was very funny:
The audience member gives you a $10 bill. As you tear it, vanish it or whatever you have planned, tell him "Don't worry, I'll give you back the $5 when I'm finished." Sometime later in the trick reassure the audience member further "Relax, I'll give you the $1 bill in a minute." |
NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
"So we have a $100 william. I don't know them well enough to call them Bill."
"Just sign it there. That way, when I get home I know who gave it to me." "It is illegal to sign $50 notes. but its ok...the fine is only $50." |
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
"I discovered a great way to save money; I forget who I borrowed it from." (Skinner)
Who gave me this bill? Thank you. (Pocket it.) (unknown)
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Evan Williams Elite user 439 Posts |
For pen through dollar, once you poke the bill with the pen:
Magi: "Well at least you have learned something today!" Spec: "What's that?" Magi: "You give your money to a magician, and he'll do something stupid with it. (Hold up the pen through the bill by your face and have a funny "angry" face as they look at it.) It seems to work fine for me! |
ludmer New user Brazil 59 Posts |
Kinda silly.. but often works. (holding the bill) "Was this yours?". "yes" "Great you agree! It really WAS!"
I trust jewish magicians and bagels
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