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w_s_anderson Inner circle The United States 1226 Posts |
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was spring and he wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very hard work for the aging man, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was currently in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If only you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, like in the old days......Love Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Pop, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie At 4:00 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived at the old man’s house and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son: Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie |
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
LOL!
~michael baker
The Magic Company |
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mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
Excellent!
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AllAboutMagic Veteran user California 333 Posts |
Knowledge V.S. Wisdom:
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. |
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
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On Jul 11, 2014, AllAboutMagic wrote: Same for avocados?
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
Avocado?
I'll taka the ten of spados. |
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
My auntie says tomato but my other aunt says tomato.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
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On Jul 11, 2014, Magnus Eisengrim wrote: Avocados are frequently paired with mangoes (and for that matter, tomatoes).
~michael baker
The Magic Company |
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
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On Jul 11, 2014, mastermindreader wrote: Not bad!
~michael baker
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