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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
Since we had so much fun with the what cadavers can't do, I thought we could do one with what they can do. I'll start with this one: "Cadavers can draw a full house and keep a poker face."
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Godzilla Inner circle Tied & Untied Witches on 5316 Posts |
Cadavers, are really good at playing Dead !
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
Cadavers can stick to a DIEt.
Cadavers can keep a secret whispered in their ear. Cadavers can help you use the carpool lane. Cadavers can keep a stiff upper lip. Cadavers can play "Statue" better than anyone in the room. Cadavers make good pets when your landlord won't let you have a cat. Cadavers make great boot-scrapers... for awhile. Cadavers can help you earn that black belt in Judo. Cadavers don't mind holding your place in line. Cadavers can give you a hand, if you pull hard enough. Cadavers can give you a place to plant your flag, but you have to turn them over first. Cadavers can ride a roller coaster without screaming.
~michael baker
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george1953 Inner circle Mallorca (Spain) 5943 Posts |
A face down naked cadaver gives you somewhere to park your bike ;-)
By failing to prepare, we are preparing to fail.
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
A cadaver can also take one last smoke.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
Rot.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Feed an entire tribe.
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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Tony Iacoviello Eternal Order 13151 Posts |
Quote:
On Aug 18, 2014, Doug Higley wrote: Or soccer team. |
Prof_Fether New user 69 Posts |
Pose for an artist for hours,perfectly still and without complaint.
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Darkness Inner circle 1626 Posts |
Put it in a hot tub and make soup.
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