About a week ago my wife and I took my 4 year old son for a preschool screening, while we were there the lady doing the screening said we should go ahead and do a screening on my 3 year old daughter. The lady sat down with my daughter and began to ask her simple questions about colors and numbers and so forth, which I am happy to add my daughter excelled at. Then....

The lady pulled out a coffee cup sat it on the table in front of my daughter and said "What is this?"
My daughter answered, "A cup."
The lady said, "and what do we use a cup for?"
My daughter looked her straight in the eyes and said "Magic."

I thought the lady was going to die, it was obvious that she had never heard and answer like that before. I let her sit there for a moment with the perplexed look on her face before I explained what daddy did. As Art Linkletter used to say "kids say the darndest things"

That is hilarious. You have raised her well!

Well, that's kids for you! One time during the children's sermon at church, the pastor asked everyone what their mom did for a living. He gets to my son, and he eagerly replies, in a very loud voice, "Um, my mom works in a church during the day, and uses handcuffs at night." Boy, if I could have disappeared at that very moment, I would have!!

Margarette

That's hillarious, did you straighten it up?

I wouldn't have ever straightened up a perfect moment like that!

At least she didn't say "hockey!"

I said to a kid once lay your card face down on the pack and he layed his cheek on the deck. I suppose he thought I meant his face. lol

I like it.

This is great! Thank you so very much for the visual...