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dpe666 Inner circle 2895 Posts |
Every bit of dialog from a horror movie titled, "Witch Trap". The acting is HORRIBLE, and the writing is even worse. However, that is what makes the movie so wonderful. Of particular note is this exchange:
A man has just been shot in the gut, and stumbles back into the house. His wife sees that he has been shot and is bleeding all over himself. Woman: Oh! Oh! Felix! You're wounded! Felix: Yeah. I know. I so love that movie. |
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Reis O'Brien Inner circle Seattle, WA 2467 Posts |
Does anyone remember the movie Red Sonja? That flick is so full of badly acted hammy lines that it's almost painful to watch. My friends and I would sit in front of that movie and give it the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 treatment and laugh until we pee.
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Dr_Stephen_Midnight Inner circle SW Ohio, USA 1555 Posts |
I prefer the unintentionally funny lines.
In the truly bad Hammer/Kung-Fu hybrid, The 7 Brothers Meet Dracula (aka Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires), the poor man's Dracula (Chris Lee wnnabe) tells says to the Chinese vampire cult leader, "Who dares to disturb the sanctity of Dracula?!?" Sanctity of Dracula? Sanctity?!? Bwa-hahahahahah!!!! Steve
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redstreak Inner circle A.K.A David Kong 1368 Posts |
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On 2004-03-05 14:22, Samuel Catoe wrote: The exact quote is "be careful what you shoot at, most things in here, don't react too well to bullets" |
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
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On 2004-03-17 10:31, Eirik wrote: I'm one of the few people who actually liked "The Last Action Hero." Arnold starts to leave at one point and says; "I'll be back... HA! You didn't know I was going to say that did you?" The kid replies; "You say it in every film!" and Arnold muses; "I do?"
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Dr_Stephen_Midnight Inner circle SW Ohio, USA 1555 Posts |
Oh....another one...
In the Universal Karloff & Lugosi film, "The Black Cat," Bela was supposed to tell Boris that he was going to FLAY him alive. Bela kept mispronouncing 'flay' and the director finally let it pass. The result: "I'm going to skin you alive...FAIL the skin from your body, bit by bit!" So, in the final analysis, both Karloff's skin and Lugosi's line FLUNKED. Steve
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