Hi all.

I will be sawing an audience member in half and I am looking for a good song to go with it and add some comedy.

My idea is to go through some tracks (Hitchcock theme, Jaws theme...) before settling on one, and I need the final one to has something to do with the sawing, and something light or funny.

Anyone got any ideas I can use?

Thanks in advance.

"I Wish I Had Two Of You" by New Orleans Moonshiners

Sample lyrics:
"Baby, got to tell you, gotta have your love,
I wish I had two of you, 'cause one's just never enough.
Every time you go away, feel like I could die,
But if I had more than one of you, I'd never have to say goodbye."

How about Wierd Al's "Like a Surgeon"?

Yeah, but then he'd have to roll over on the stage... messy

Thanks for the suggestions guys. Loved the Weird Al one, but not my type. Really funny!

At the moment I am going for "Relax"

The First Cut Is The Deepest - Rod Stewart

Has nothing to do with sawing, but it may be funny to time your saw movements to the Syncopated Clock.