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sweiss New user Guam 49 Posts 
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Instead of wearing a medical face mask, you go shopping with a cloth bag over your head.
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Nathan Alexander Inner circle 2023 Posts
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When your family asks if they can borrow a sharpie and you absentmindedly say yes... Then go, "wait... hang on... Where did you get it from?"
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Magic Mark Inner circle After this post I will have 1527 Posts
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You can't walk through a store (particularly a craft store or stationary supply store) without spending extra time looking at items and wondering how you could use them for a magic effect.
Mark
Doing tricks can be easy, being an entertainer is much harder.
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tophatter Inner circle connecticut 3341 Posts
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I here ya I been coming home with double sided scotch tape, velcro, dry erasers, sharpies, fabric glue, razor blades, thread you name it lol !
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MaveriQ New user Dayton, Ohio 34 Posts
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Nobody invites you over for Poker Night
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252life Inner circle Ninth Circle, Hades 3253 Posts
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You start getting face tattoos.
oh wait, wrong thread lol
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252life Inner circle Ninth Circle, Hades 3253 Posts
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..someone takes out a credit card and you already know the leading numbers.
...you can do lightning fast math, so long as it's involving numbers under 13. ..you neurotically palm everything you can fit in your hand. ..you're single. ..you don't know how to operate a normal wallet.
Look for all the world like you're counting the brain cells in his cranium.
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252life Inner circle Ninth Circle, Hades 3253 Posts
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..The Magic Café seems to always occupy an open tab on your PC
Look for all the world like you're counting the brain cells in his cranium.
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Russo Inner circle So.California / Centl.Florida / retired Florida 1166 Posts
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When your 50 year old Son takes you, with some of his friends (avg. age 40/50) to a Steak house for dinner and asked you to bring some Magic to do - YOU DID - And all his friends said "WOW - How did you do that?" rr
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Mindpro Eternal Order 10619 Posts
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On Apr 9, 2020, 252life wrote: Hilarious! |
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Ioannes New user 16 Posts
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On Apr 9, 2020, 252life wrote: Too true |
pulpscrypt Special user Within the shadows 581 Posts
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When you accidentally pay for a twenty five cent item with a $35 gaffed quarter. (True story, but obviously happened a few years back!)
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Levi Bennett Inner circle 1778 Posts
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Your intention is to entertain, bring smiles and amaze, not simply do tricks.
Performing magic unprofessionally since 2008!
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Mac_Stone Inner circle Miami, FL 1424 Posts
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When you start a new thread when there's already a 158 page thread on this.
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ringmaster Inner circle Memphis, Down in Dixie 1974 Posts
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You're setting on a roadside in Indiana with a broken drive shaft, your boss super glues his shoe to his hand, and you think life is great.
One of the last living 10-in-one performers. I wanted to be in show business the worst way, and that was it.
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252life Inner circle Ninth Circle, Hades 3253 Posts
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...you excitedly check a thread called “you know you’re a magician when”.
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livejeh New user 50 Posts
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On Oct 6, 2020, Mac_Stone wrote: 158 pages? I'll be back!! |
Rainboguy Inner circle 1915 Posts
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Someone calls, asking to speak to your wife, and your daughter answers the phone, saying, "She can't come to the phone right now. My dad is cutting her arm off."
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252life Inner circle Ninth Circle, Hades 3253 Posts
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On Jan 11, 2022, Rainboguy wrote: I thought that was for the “you know you’re a romantic when...” thread
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BeachCat New user Vegas Baby! 54 Posts
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Your family hides once they realize you're working on something new and want to show them
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