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Intrepid Inner circle Silver Spring, MD 1179 Posts |
Seen any good halloween epitaphs? Please share. Below are some suitably creepy ones.
Roses are red violets are blue the ghost of my body is watching you We all have a debt to nature due I've paid mine and so must you Here in the forest dark and deep I offer you eternal sleep Here lies poor Mary Aster should have walked a little faster Unexpected where his dying groans died this very night reading tombstones
Bob
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
I may add some later.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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pulpscrypt Special user Within the shadows 578 Posts |
Bubba Turner
“Hey y’all… watch this!” We all have a debt To nature due I’ve paid mine And so must you The wise, the sober and the brave Must try the cold and silent grave Roses are red, Violets are blue, He came for me, And he’ll come for you Mary, Mary, quite contrary How does your garden grow? Quite well, I bet, since it’s well fed By your body down below Remember me as you pass by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so you must be, Prepare for death and follow me Owen Moore has passed away Owin’ more than he could pay Beneath this stone my wife doth lie Now she’s at rest and so am I |
PROF BC Inner circle 1445 Posts |
An oldie but a moldy:
Here lies Lester Moore, Took six slugs from a '44 No Les, No Moore. BC
Phasmologist
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Slim King Eternal Order Orlando 18012 Posts |
The Haunted Mansion at Disney World has a few too....
THE MAN THE SKEPTICS REFUSE TO TEST FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS.. The Worlds Foremost Authority on Houdini's Life after Death.....
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Dr. O Veteran user NC 395 Posts |
I told you I was sick.
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Philemon Vanderbeck Inner circle Seattle, WA 4694 Posts |
For a professional tightrope walker:
Used no net; showed no fear. Made misstep. Wound up here.
Professor Philemon Vanderbeck
That Creepy Magician "I use my sixth sense to create the illusion of possessing the other five." |
Intrepid Inner circle Silver Spring, MD 1179 Posts |
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On Oct 6, 2021, Slim King wrote: As a kid, the Haunted Mansion was the coolest thing I've ever seen. And at 58 it still ranks up there. Here's something I just learned, the names on the tombstones were tributes to the staff that designed the attraction. The 13 tombstones of Disney's Haunted Mansion
Bob
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Slim King Eternal Order Orlando 18012 Posts |
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On Oct 7, 2021, Intrepid wrote: Great Article!!! Thanks...
THE MAN THE SKEPTICS REFUSE TO TEST FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS.. The Worlds Foremost Authority on Houdini's Life after Death.....
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Oct 7, 2021, Intrepid wrote: Would be great when those people died they just brought them to Disney and buried them there under those tombstones.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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GlennLawrence Veteran user Randolph NJ 319 Posts |
Seen on Mel Blanc's tombstone (creator of Bugs Bunny)
"That's All, Folks!" |
Intrepid Inner circle Silver Spring, MD 1179 Posts |
Names:
Anita Mortician Barry M. Alyve and Stella Alyve Ben Behter Bea A. Frayd C. U. Sune Dee Cayed Dr. Izzy Gone Gil T. Conscience Ima Heere Imus B. Goewin Myra Maynes I. Emma Ghost Ivanna B. Alive Yula B. Heresoon
Bob
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balzar Loyal user 206 Posts |
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Kathy Shaidle 1964 - 2021 |
gaddy Inner circle Agent of Chaos 3526 Posts |
RIP 1960-2021
"I did my own research!"
*due to the editorial policies here, words on this site attributed to me cannot necessarily be held to be my own.*
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Intrepid Inner circle Silver Spring, MD 1179 Posts |
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On Oct 17, 2021, gaddy wrote: Love it. Might I suggest adding "Aunty Vaxxer"
Bob
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
"Better to be seen than viewed".
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Intrepid Inner circle Silver Spring, MD 1179 Posts |
Here's a new one
Noah S. Cape
Bob
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