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Say what you will about their journalistic integrity, but no one can beat the New York Post for actual headlines. My personal favorite (from approximately 25 years ago) was "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar". And they once had a great sports page headline (this may be too local) when the NY Mets had a ballplayer named Jose Vizcaino, who got hit in the head on purpose by the opposing pitcher, and his team rallied behind him. The next day's headline read, "Nobody Beans The Viz".

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Pathologist puts his heart into his work....
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Newspaper had an article on Korea's successful cloning of a dog. Anyone else see Col. Pak's Seoul Wok Canine franchises on the horizon?

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Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores

How to combat that feeling of helplessness with illegal drugs
The Royal Gazette, 9 May 1985.....
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This headline was awhile ago, but I thought it was hilarious.

JOHN KERRY TO RUN FOR PRESIDENTIAL OFFICE

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Infertility unlikely to be passed on ...
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