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Suzanne New user Minneapolis 96 Posts |
I get many of the ones already mentioned plus:
Do you do magic for all your kid's friends? I bet your husband is afraid of you. I bet your kid really loves you being his mom. I find the last two comments sort of weird!! So this is something I wanted to do but I could never fit it with my character so I don't do it. Get one of those counter things that they use to count people when they come through a door at a bar or club. Put the counter on one of those reel like things that a janitor would keep keys on. Hook it to your belt. When someone says something that you've heard a million times before, reach under your coat, pull out the counter and click it, say a number in the thousands, then put the counter back, say "OK then", and move on. I think that would be really funny if handled right. If someone tries it, let me know how it works out. Suzanne |
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Avin New user Georgia 53 Posts |
"Oh wow, magic really makes me hot. Would you like to go back to my place?"
Oh, sorry, I was in the middle of a fantasy when I answered the question. We return you now to our regularly scheduled program... Anthony |
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Dennis Michael Inner circle Southern, NJ 5821 Posts |
I ride around with magnetic signs on my doors of my van, The question I am most asked "Are you the Magician?" Followed by "Do you do Magic?" Duh, it says that allover my Van.. My Response, Yes, here's my card call me for a family type show or birthday party.
Dennis Michael
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SHOC New user Las Vegas, NV 72 Posts |
Can you teach me a trick?
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Bill Hallahan Inner circle New Hampshire 3222 Posts |
When someone asks, “How’d you do that?” I usually just smile at them. They usually don’t expect a response.
If someone pleads to learn how a trick is done, I always just tell them the truth, which is that I promised not to tell. Suzanne wrote: Quote:
Get one of those counter things that they use to count people when they come through a door at a bar or club. Put the counter on one of those reel like things that a janitor would keep keys on. Hook it to your belt. When someone says something that you've heard a million times before, reach under your coat, pull out the counter and click it, say a number in the thousands, then put the counter back, say "OK then", and move on. Suzanne, that is a great idea and could be used in many circumstances with a volunteer. I'll probably use that.
Humans make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to create boredom. Quite astonishing.
- The character of ‘Death’ in the movie "Hogswatch" |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts |
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On 2005-02-20 19:48, Bill Hallahan wrote: A hundred years old, but my response is: "Can you keep a secret?" (yes) "So can I."
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
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On 2005-02-15 16:05, Avin wrote: Avin. I think the Topic is questions you get asked, not questions you would LIKE to get asked. LOL. Jokes. Regards Wolflock
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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Dayle Regular user Canada 147 Posts |
Is magic REAL?
Cheers Dayle
World's Most Accomplished Female Escape Artist
http://www.sherryandkrallmagic.com |
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amadrigal New user Bolingbrook IL 79 Posts |
How about:
That's nice but what do you do for a living? kOnO ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Answer: Oh I answer stupid questions! amadrigal
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972) |
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Fishsticks New user Greensboro, NC 70 Posts |
Do you have a girlfriend?
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Chrystal Inner circle Canada/France 1552 Posts |
After performing a couple thousand shows over the years these are the most common questions I get asked.
99% of the time when leaving a show people ask: Do you need a hand? I always look confused and look down at my hands and reply...well I've got two already thanks, but I can use some help. Can you make my husband/wife dissapear? Do you have a boyfriend? Chrystal |
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johnnymystic Inner circle North Adams Ma. 1576 Posts |
I would have asked you you wanted some after show chow and where you would like to go out an eat Chrystal, but that's just me hehe.
johnny
I drink cheap tequila and vomit
<BR>I cannot eat hot wings...acid reflux <BR>I never inhale <BR>I can put a field dress on a deer |
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dlcmagic Special user 887 Posts |
"When is the 8:00 show"?
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The Village Idiots Elite user Orlando 464 Posts |
"What instrument do you play?"
Will
Some are born idiots.
Some are made idiots. Some have idiocy thrust upon them. |
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Ilan Regular user South Africa 195 Posts |
Q-Are those magic cards?
A-NO they are normal cards, magic hands Q- Whats your phone number. LOL After doing close-up magic for adults Q-DO you do kids parties
If you can't laugh at yourself, you are obviously not getting the joke
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
Can you still do these tricks if you are drunk?
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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ziatro Veteran user Havant, England 322 Posts |
When people see my act they never say "How do you do that", it's usually "Why do you do that"?
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isaacfawlkes Loyal user FL 256 Posts |
When people ask me "How did you do that" I always say "A good magician never tells his tricks, and neither will I!"
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Loual4 Special user Montreal, Canada 670 Posts |
I sometimes get "Can you make my credit card bill disapear?". My usual answer is "Yes! Absolutly!!! However, be warned that it usually reappears one month later... With overdue charges!"
Louis |
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