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Alym Amlani
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I rarely post here, but someone decided to send me this news article:

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArti......ICLE.xml

...and it honestly made me cry out in pain. It IS worksafe, but not for the faint of heart.

OUCH!
Logic Defied
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When I was a kid I saw this teenager in a park who had the same thing happen, but it was an alsatian that the guy was winding up.
"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."
- Mark Twain
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You have to give it to the man , hes got a lot of balls to take that kind of stuff from his lass.

Gareth
*is tihs migac or am i sineg aonhter wlord in wihch i nveer lvied UNTILL NOW*
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Maybe she was just an amateur magician practicing, "If I put one ball in my pocket and one in my hand..."
:rotf:
Greg
One of my favorite quotes: "A critic is a legless man who teaches running."
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That's just kids stuff...over in GB Men are Men . Read this article following

Wales victory over England in the Six Nations rugby Union Tournament last weekend.

Now that's what we call tough over here!!!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050208/80/fbzpn.html


Howard
Davidicus
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<< unlawful wounding >>

I'd hate to see what a lawful wounding would be...
Doug Higley
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I agree about that UK 'history of mental problems' Howard...that's why my family came here in the 1800's. Smile
Otherwise I'd be running around the West Midlands with a football tatooed on my forhead.

I bless my ancestors!

By the way...looking at your picture...are you ok? Smile

Doug
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Mr NZ Magican
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Ok this thread is getting sick.
What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time and the start of every ending?
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Introducing "Ball from Mouth", the latest 'Whoops, where did it go?' style effect from the creative magic mind of Claude Balls! Yes, another classic effect from the same man who brought us that great animal effect, "Testiclees and the Lion"!

$24.95. Insurance not included.

Mark ;^)
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
R2
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Sophmoric Humour..What a fiendish lot of young boys.....The ladies are laughing....move along children..there's nothing to see here!
Michael Baker
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Quote:
On 2005-02-11 21:15, Mr NZ Magican wrote:
Ok this thread is getting sick.



I think the proper phrase is, "This thread is getting nuts... (or would that be losing nuts?)"
~michael baker
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tuffnavyrn
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Nuts....or no nuts....??
Brian-
"That smart thing that somebody else said".
Chessmann
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Introducing "Ball to Nut", the latest stunning effect from...."

;^)

Mark (42 yr old Sophomore!)
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
Satori
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Quote:
On 2005-02-12 00:17, Chessmann wrote:
Claude Balls!


Lol, nice...
Chessmann
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Yes, Satori! Have you seen the latest book of routines by Claude? It is entitled: "The Tiger's Revenge".
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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