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Ollie1235
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Just wondering if you guys think any of these are any good? I just started working on them recently and I hope you like them.

If you’re throwing a grenade, don’t count to slowly.

Money isn’t everything, until you don’t have it.

Belly button, I keep on pressing it but nothings happening?

I keep pressing my belly button, but it doesn’t seem to be working.

Do we have a button on our belly that I’m not familiar with?

Do we really have a button in are belly? I keep on trying to press it but there seems to be a coin lodged in the way.

Why don’t we have socklaces on our socks?

The first little piggy went to market, the second little piggy went to town, the third little piggy went to marks and Spencer’s because there was a sale on.

If anyone else has any they'd like to add, then please do.

ollie
mgical
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There are some good books on writing comedy out there. Look on Amazon... John Vorhaus, Gene Perret. And don't forget Jay Sankey's book!

You are already on the right track with the developing the belly button from a first idea and expanding on it.
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