George Bush's Answer
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our
side of the road or not. The chicken is either with
us or it is against us. There is no middle ground
here.

John Kerry's Answer
While serving in Vietnam, I was in favor of the
chicken crossing the road. Then later I realized
that there were those who needed the chicken on this
side of the road. Now I would like to see the
chicken on the other side of the road, unless of
course it would be better served to be on this side
of the road. Ideally, I think the chicken should be
in the middle of the road.

Bill Gates' Answer
I have just released eChicken 2004, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook and
Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of
eChicken.

Dr. Seuss' Answer
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway's Answer
To die. In the rain. Alone.
Martin Luther King Jr.'s Answer
I envision a world where all chickens will be free
to cross roads without having their motives called
into question.

Grandpa's Answer
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the
road, and that was good enough for us.

Barbara Walters' Answer
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time,
the heart-warming story of how it experienced a
serious case of molting and went on to accomplish
its life-long dream of crossing the road.

Ralph Nader's Answer
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the
road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist
greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on other side of the road because it was
crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

Jerry Seinfield's Answer
Why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck
was this chicken doing walking around all over the
place anyway?"

Pat Buchanan's Answer
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

Jerry Falwell's Answer
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't
you people see the plain truth in front of your
face? The chicken was going to the "other
side."That's what they call it -- the other side.
Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you
eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we
boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with
seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

Aristotle's Answer
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Bill Clinton's Answer
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do
you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken,
please?

Albert Einstein's Answer
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the
road move beneath the chicken?

Sigmund Freud's Answer
The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
sexual insecurity.

L.A.P.D.'s Answer
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find
out.

O.J. Simpson's Answer
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.

Michael

LMAO Very funny

Ha that's funny

Terrible. Please don't tell anyone else.

Mike where do you dig this stuff up at.

I just have my secert stash. This isn't the good stuff hehehe

Michael

Wounder why they moved me. Mod can you help me with this. This has to do with jokes not your adverage day junkie news

Michael

Punk Rocker Answer
Because the chicken was safety-pinned to me.

LOL

That up there is HILARIOUS!
Thanks for the laugh, I'll be sure to pass it on!



Daniel

Bit too late unfortunately...perhaps you might prefer my earlier original version posted on May27 2003 in this forum...obviously very topical at the time.....

Of course humour travels, how about this semi- topical, British take, on an old cherry....

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ?

SAHEED AL SAHAF- Iraqi Head of Information:
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle road.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

TONY BLAIR:
I agree with George.

HANS BLIX:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken,
but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

Dr SEUSS:
Did the chcken cross the road? Did it cross with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr:
I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without their motives
called into question.

GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road - somebody told us it did and that was good enough.

TRICIA:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell , for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting,and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together-in peace.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX:
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REGAN:
What chicken?

SIGMUND FREUD:
The fact that you are all concerned that the the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES:
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your documents and balance your chequebook-internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
What's your defintion of chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?

HOMER SIMPSON:
Mmmmmmm...chicken!

Howard