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Rod Lages
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This was one of the David Letterman Top Ten Lists...

TOP TEN MAGICIAN PET PEEVES!

10. Stores who don't accept change pulled from people's ears

9. You've got a cold and all your handkerchiefs keep turning into doves

8. When plumber says, "You're the magician, you unclog it"

7. Due to screw up at magic shop you pull a rabbit out of your hat

6. It's lonely on the road and most nights you end up "palming it"

5. Two words: cape rash

4. You mumble, "Abracadabra" in your sleep -- when you wake up your furniture is GONE

3. ACCIDENTALLY saw ONE woman in half and you're suspended

2. When you do your mind-reading trick, all you seem to get is "Magicians SUCK"

1. Your girlfriend leaves you for a magician with a bigger wand!

Have a great time reading this!
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Rod Lages
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The Top 17 Things Heard at a Magic Convention

17."Hey, good-lookin', how about a little mutual prestidigitation?"

16."Now watch closely, my dear, as I say the magic word...Viagracadabra!"

15."One time I actually *did* make a rabbit disappear into thin air-- but I was on crack at the time."

14."Wait a minute... you mean there's a *book* named 'David Copperfield'? Why didn't somebody tell me years ago!?! Oh, man, do I feel dumb."

13."One time, at band camp, I made a flute disappear."

12."The first, second and third Mrs. Gingriches really swear by that eye of Newt thing!"

11."He *must* be one of us. He made the entire dessert cart disappear."

10."And the award for best escape artist award goes to... The Great Clintoni and his lovely assistant, Ms. Reno!"

9."Will the owner of a green Lincoln Navigator please come to the information desk? Your vehicle has turned into a frog."

8."Nothing up his sleeve. For that matter, there's nothing in his pants, either."

7."Thanks, Governor, but we've seen your 'vanishing history of drug abuse' trick already."

6."Who was that woman I sawed you with last night?"

5."I told you to hire *Penn* for $100,000 to do the keynote speech, NOT Teller!"

4."I'm here for the David Copperfield Supermodel Hypnosis seminar."

3."The 'Magnificent' Mancini, my @$$. Let me tell you, his hand ain't the ONLY thing quicker than the eye."

2."Okay, Mandrake, that's $20 for straight-up, $30 for around the world, and an extra $50 if you wanna saw me in half."

and the Number 1 Thing Heard at a Magic Convention...

1."For my next trick, I will make the pain, bitterness and humiliation of a failed career in show business disappear, using
only this fifth of vodka."
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viagracadabra1!! Smile Smile Smile


Could use with a breakaway wand...or is this an old gag...
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haha, that David Letterman... kinda makes you wonder, has magic gotten that predictable? (#10, 9, 3) anyway, my favorite is #6.. hi-larious...

I'm more of a Conan O'Brien fan myself though.
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hey Rod...
Actually, #7 should read, "Due to mix up at magic shop, you pull a rabbi out of your hat."

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Steve

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Letterman is a very funny guy. I was wondering, how does he come up with ideas like that...

Hey Steve, nobody is perfect, right? Smile

The Top 17 Things Heard at a Magic Convention, numbers 7, 5 and 4 are hilarious!

Best Regards,
Rod Lages
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Rod:
How does he come up with ideas like that? Good writers, that's how!

As for the typo, Rod...hey, no harm, no foul.
Cheers,
Steve

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Funny Stuff Rod and David
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***, that's funny!!!!
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the saddest are, "It might have been"

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Funny stuff!
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