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Doug Higley
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Guy at Reynolds, Reynolds, Reynolds and Reynolds: Hello?
Me: Hi...is Mr. Reynolds available?
Guy: No, I'm sorry, Mr. Reynolds is at lunch.
Me: Well...is Mr. Reynolds there?
Guy: No, he is in a meeting.
Me: Then may I speak to Mr. Reynolds...
Guy: He's not in yet.
Me: OK...I'll talk to Mr. Reynolds.
Guy: Speaking.


ok...back to work.

Doug
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LOL! Smile Smile

Nice one!

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If it is to be, it is up to me.
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That's a wrap.
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I once knew a guy named Reynolds...maybe it's the same guy you're thinking of...this guy was from Broadway. He had eyebrows big enough to hide dice in.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
Doug Higley
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Well...I was thinking of Bobby Reynolds...though it's a very old joke that Henny Youngman did...Though it was said to have been handwritten on one of Michael Baker's diapers in the 1940's...or so I heard....I think that's why he said 'That's a wrap' to confirm it.

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Prob'ly.
Hey, Xmosis...how much you think that diaper's worth?
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.

Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.
Doug Higley
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Depends! hahahaha.
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Michael Baker
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It isn't worth S***! I wasn't even around in the the 1940's. It's a fake!!!

Maybe I should have said, "That's a Reynolds Wrap."
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Doug Higley
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That's ok...I deal in 'gaffs'...but the didy must have been from one of Reynolds 2 headed punks...he has 3 of 'em.

True story: In his house he has a Christmas tree set up year'round for one of his double domed pickled treasures. (a funny man).
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I'm a Reynolds...I got all excited! But I never recall having that phone conversation around the house with my dad...that last one where you admit you're in would never fly. We'd just pretend to be a machine, ask them to leave a message, and then hit a button on the phone so it would beep.

Although the MGM Grand Hotel did call my dad once (he's a poster dealer.) He says he picked up the phone and heard "This is the MGM GRAND HOTEL!" so without missing a beat my dad replied "A talking hotel?"
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