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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2492 Posts 
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Ok guys, How many jokes can you come up with that involves changing a light bulb...
How many flys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but the real questions is how did they get in there. Or the classic polish joke that makes fun of americans (I am polish so don't get mad) How many americans does it take to change a light bulb? One.
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Daniel Santos Special user 562 Posts
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 LOL Love the fly one! Everybody's killing me with jokes today!
As far as the american one....I remember hearing something similar like "300,000,000; one to change it and 299,999,999 to debate whether it was politically correct." 
LOL Thanks for those. Daniel P.S. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The bulb will change itself when it's ready. :P
If it is to be, it is up to me.
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tuffnavyrn Inner circle San Diego, CA 1238 Posts
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This should be good...........
Brian-
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mvmagic Inner circle Has written 1309 Posts
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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, One to hold the Diet Coke and one to yell "daddyyy..."
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2807 Posts
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On 2005-03-10 18:31, Daniel Santos wrote: Actually, it's *one* but it take a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
"All the world's a stage, but the play is badly cast!" - Oscar Wilde
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Scott Cram Inner circle 2677 Posts
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How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
It can't be done. It's a hardware problem. How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Tell software to code around it. How many Harvard MBAs does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. He holds the bulb and the universe revolves around him. How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change the bulb, and three to publish minor variations on the original method for the change. How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he unfortunately keeps changing it into a dove. How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on what you want to change it into. One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb? How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A chair, because the vest has no sleeves. How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was. How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle... How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new industry standard. How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes at least three light bulbs. How many grocery store cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill! How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb? CHANGE?!? |
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Daniel Santos Special user 562 Posts
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On 2005-03-12 23:16, Scott Cram wrote: :hysteric: :lol:
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11174 Posts
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How many PMS sufferers does it take to change a lightbulb?
What'd you mean by THAT??? Well??? FINE! I'll change it myself!!!
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S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts
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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
Omaha, Nebraska. |
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Daniel Santos Special user 562 Posts
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LOL!
If it is to be, it is up to me.
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S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts
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On 2005-03-11 05:26, mvmagic wrote: Some people fine jokes about blondes offensive. ;) |
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Daniel Santos Special user 562 Posts
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From http://www.toddrobbins.com/Background.htm
"How many performers does it take to EAT a lightbulb?" "Just one...Todd Robbins!" I just happened to come across that one... 
If it is to be, it is up to me.
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2807 Posts
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On 2005-03-13 03:05, S2000magician wrote: Not untrue, mind you. Just offensive.
"All the world's a stage, but the play is badly cast!" - Oscar Wilde
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2807 Posts
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My other post didn't go in! Shoot! (Shoot is not what I had in mind but it's what the Café engine will allow!)
How many Teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb? FIVE! You got a problem with that?
"All the world's a stage, but the play is badly cast!" - Oscar Wilde
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2807 Posts
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On 2005-03-13 03:05, S2000magician wrote: Some people find jokes about ADD offens... oh look, something shiny over there!
"All the world's a stage, but the play is badly cast!" - Oscar Wilde
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