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BerkleyJL Veteran user Chicago, IL 397 Posts |
I'm constructing a routine around a sales theme right now, and ultimately I need to reveal an attempt to sell something that noone would ever want...but it also has to be funny in its own right.
I've come up with a bunch of stinkers, so I thought I'd ask here and see if any of you comic masterminds can help! Please?
I need a stage name.
Joe Berkley |
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Riley Special user Swansea UK 955 Posts |
How about an ash tray for a motor bike?
Well, I wouldn't want one becasue I don't smoke |
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Popo Loyal user Valparaiso, IN 219 Posts |
How about a toilet water purifier? A book on sign language in braile? Nostril-sized Q-tips?
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Stanyon Inner circle Landrum, S.C. by way of Chicago 3433 Posts |
Left handed "Sky Hook"?
Portable Ground Generator? (You electrical guys know.) Cheers!
Stanyon
aka Steve Taylor "Every move a move!" "If you've enjoyed my performance half as much as I've enjoyed performing for you, then you've enjoyed it twice as much as me!" |
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BerkleyJL Veteran user Chicago, IL 397 Posts |
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On 2005-03-28 10:31, Popo wrote: My favorite so far! Reminds me of the "dog water purifier" gag that Ron White talks about in his show. Keep 'em comin'!
I need a stage name.
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts |
Automatic toilet paper despenser for runny noses? Here's the proto type: http://www.mistupid.com/pictures/images/invtpdis.jpg
How about a submarine with a sunroof or a motorcycle with air conditioning maybe a left handed pencil or a helicopter with an ejector seat or a wooden barbecue how about a chocolate tea pot and last but not least... wheels for miscarriages... |
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Steve Dela Special user U.K. London 961 Posts |
I already do a similar thing in my show!
I use a rubix cube which is all one colour. a where's wally (waldo in US) book with only wally on the page hammer with no end (worlds lightest hammer...what a jip!) In Magic Steve Dela |
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Adam J New user 87 Posts |
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On 2005-03-28 13:14, Stanyon wrote: I knew a teache who would send his students to the office every April Fools day to get a Sky Hook. It was pretty funny since people would take upwards of 50 minutes trying to find one The ashtray for the motorcycle sounds pretty good |
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DamienT98 Regular user London UK now live in Austin Tx 180 Posts |
A pedal wheelchair?
Inflatable dart board? Straight hooks? |
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KenW Elite user 439 Posts |
How about a chair built for people that have knee's that bend the other way?
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magictim Veteran user Lake Charles, LA 396 Posts |
I know someones gonna rip off my idea and sell them on ebay..... but here goes.... a dvd rewinder. It's gonna make me rich. lol
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olivertwist Special user Nashua, NH 588 Posts |
How about a digital slide rule. Nah. No one would know what a slide rule is. How about a digital sun dial.
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jkvand Special user Johnstown, PA 658 Posts |
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On 2005-03-28 14:00, Lyndel wrote: There were some very good ones in your post, Lyndel, but I hope people would not use the line about miscarriages. For a couple that has gone through that, especially if it were recent, it really isn't something that I would make a joke about. To each his own, but that's my opinion on sensitivity to your audience. |
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bnadworn Regular user Western New York 131 Posts |
Magictim,
I have a picture of that I got from the internet a few months ago. Funny. Since I am into alternative energy I have seen these products but here goes: A wind powered fan. A solar powered flashlight. More really valuable stuff: A submarine with screen doors. Dehydrated water (just add water). Dry water (melted dry ice) - for people that like to go swimming without getting wet. Can I buy all of these on a NO-CREDIT card? One which has no credit given to the holder? - Brian Nadworny
"They say the hand is quicker than the eye but I won't believe it until I see it."
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Eric Leclerc Inner circle Ottawa Ontario 1185 Posts |
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On 2005-03-28 17:44, DamienT98 wrote: hahahaha gold!!! I love it |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
How about an ice cube warmer
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Scruffy the Clown Loyal user Coldwater,MI 233 Posts |
Reusable toilet paper
electric corncob toothbrush for chickens |
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Sammy the Kid Veteran user Southern Illinois 314 Posts |
DVD rewinder's been on the market (yes, on eBay too) for a while now. As a biker who's also an amateur magician, I've seen a lot of useless items for bikes (mostly OCC stuff) but the idea of the ashtray is pretty funny. BRILLIANT!
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muzicman Special user LaCenter, Wa 989 Posts |
How about a cordless extension cord?
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts |
How about Windows 95?
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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