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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts |
Spark plugs for diesel engines
tire air rotators tricycle kickstands
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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0pus Inner circle New Jersey 1739 Posts |
I always liked the idea of windshield wipers that beat in time to the music on the car radio.
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Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
How about a non stick tape?
Non elastic rubberbands? a lern to play the piano opn a violin course? a 4 wheeled unycucle? A trip to Pongolia? frozen hot water? stocks in Enron? a oneway ticket to hell? My upsidedown indian ropetrick (still for sale only$150)
Vibono Mirage
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Jaz Inner circle NJ, U.S. 6111 Posts |
Three inch ruler for short measurements.
Musical flea collar. Wind powered barbeque grill. Spiked steering wheel cover. Scratch and sniff menus. "Learn to Read Book for Beginners" |
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magictim Veteran user Lake Charles, LA 396 Posts |
I've only heard one "left handed" item so far.... how about a left handed hammer? ..... the list could go on with "left handed"....
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts |
Jaz, you got me thinking of "Reading for Dummies."
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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Jaz Inner circle NJ, U.S. 6111 Posts |
Patrick, my daughter mentioned that but I didn't use it.
I also considered something like "Easy Reading for the Illiterate" but it just didn't sit right with me. I may be wrong but I'm under the impression that Berkley wants something that he could actually pitch and possibly convince a few that it is a wonderful item that will enhance their lives. Not something that "no one would buy" but rather something weird that some sucker might go for. |
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts |
Sand to the Arabs (or oil, for that matter)
Snow to the Eskimos That kind of stuff?
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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Jaz Inner circle NJ, U.S. 6111 Posts |
Heheheheh
Patrick, More like the 'kickstand for tricycles'. Here's some stuff that's actually been patented. http://www.brucevanpatter.com/strangeinventions.html |
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magicity New user 69 Posts |
Dun dun dun
SOLAR POWERED FLASH LIGHT |
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Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
How about a wind powerd fan?
Vibono Mirage
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Clarioneer Special user Ferndown, Dorset, UK 624 Posts |
If you're a Man - Women
If a Women... Men that can't fix anything Pink Screwdrivers Books for Dummies Books that teach you to Read ???? Politicians Lawyers
catch you later
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Another 'Bill In Lemon' trick.
Church Pews with built in Fart Machines Another Disney cartoon feature Sequel Annual pass for a Bi-Centenial Celebration Hearing Aides for Trees (In case one falls...etc) A Yugo The 5,000 sq ft Dime Museum I opened in Lake Tahoe in 1993. (It went over like the proverbial fart in Church mentioned above) A Doberman with no teeth
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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Sonny Vegas Regular user Chicago, Illinois - USA 199 Posts |
*** Flintstone chewable vitamins, but market them to be made into the Donner party chewable vitamins.
*** How about Mrs. Paul's Whale sticks, those things are like 3 feet long! *** Evel Knievel promoting Milk "Milk builds strong bones!" ok, ok...I'm leaving now....hehe |
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Zamboni New user Australia 59 Posts |
How about:
Fire alarm w/snooze bar. Can opener in a can. Scrabble "Dyslexics' Edition". (with apologies) |
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Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
Hey I'm dyslexic but I always win in scrabble. Strange how many letters you can fit in to some words:) I also manage to get the most points for using letters like q, x, and z
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freakshowjim New user singapore 66 Posts |
Solar powered flashlight
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honus Veteran user 354 Posts |
Instant water - just add . . . uh, water.
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Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
Dry water
tube of pre dryed super glue
Vibono Mirage
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Ollie1235 Special user England 533 Posts |
A legless table
a picture frame frame helmet protector square tennis ball soleless shoes for more flexibility ok ok ill stop now, ollie |
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