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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
How about a phone cord with no phone and call it a phoneless cord.
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Ollie1235 Special user England 533 Posts |
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On 2005-04-19 13:44, The Donster wrote: a guy used that gag at a club lecture recently, it went over very well. ollie |
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Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
A lense free camera
Vibono Mirage
Magic entertainer and Balloon artist |
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Ok how about a camera less roll of film.
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Eric McDonald New user Maryland 19 Posts |
Like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey
like a millionaire that has no money like a rainy day that is not wet like a gamblin fiend that does not bet like dracula with out his fangs like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang like collard greens that don't taste good like a tree that's not made out of wood like goin up and not comin down is just like the beat without the sound no sound to the beat beat, ya do the freak everybody just rock and dance to the beat... Rapper's Delight - first thing that came to mind!! Next few lines after these are so funny about going over to the friend's house and the chicken tasting wood!! Ha ha ha... |
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Ollie1235 Special user England 533 Posts |
A safety knife
a wooden pillow a floating television ollie |
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Mr_Matthew_Charles New user United Kingdom 33 Posts |
Earlier in this post someone mention dyhydrated water (just add water), the funny thing is, is that this actually exists, but its used for modeling purposes.
my suggestion is...(if I told u, my idea would be stolen....ok I don't have any ideas)
If you don't have enimies then you don't have character
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Sonny Vegas Regular user Chicago, Illinois - USA 199 Posts |
Shoes for fish?
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Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
Non electric TV
birdcage for fishes wooden plastic for magicians: a chroced TT
Vibono Mirage
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
The shoes for fish might be made from a Filet of Sole. how about a milkless bottle of Milk.
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Sonny Vegas Regular user Chicago, Illinois - USA 199 Posts |
Nice add on Donster
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Thank You I did it just for the Halabit. ( hope its spelled correctly. )
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Scruffy the Clown Loyal user Coldwater,MI 233 Posts |
Cod, That was an awful joke.
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nostrings Loyal user Newport News, VA 294 Posts |
Zamboni wrote: Scrabble "Dyslexics' Edition". (with apologies)
should it be Scrabble the "Lysdexic Edition" What if a restaurant offerd bottomless cups instead of bottomless drinks. A Bald mans comb A one legged butt kickin contest ""The Video" |
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Ollie1235 Special user England 533 Posts |
A remote controlled remote.
ollie |
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Pharaoh Nuff Regular user Third stone from the sun 119 Posts |
A Driving School for Alcoholics
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Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
Non alcoholic vodka
beta VCR deck of cards were the orinting is on the 3ed side!? an adlult magazine where the pages alredy are glued together DVD revinder t two way onewaymirror
Vibono Mirage
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bnadworn Regular user Western New York 131 Posts |
The bottomless cup reminded me of a bar I went to. It was a topless bar. You couldn't put the glasses down since the bar had no top.
- Brian
"They say the hand is quicker than the eye but I won't believe it until I see it."
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nostrings Loyal user Newport News, VA 294 Posts |
With it being a topless bar where did you sit those drinks...Hmmmm.......?
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HowDini New user 84 Posts |
Show an empty frame and pitch it as an invisable painting which will match anything that the viewer wishes to see.
Question: How did you do that?
Reply: No! How did you didn't do that, HowDini did that. |
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