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Kondini
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Go to the Sidewalk Shuffle section,,,they have stolen my posting,,lets all go over there and beat em up!!!!
Todd Robbins
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I'm with you, Kondini. Let's show them what a real Hey Rube is all about!
Harley Newman
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This has definite business possibilities Kondini!

http://www.deer-uk.com/muntjac_deer.htm

This URL describes the muntjac variety that is in England. I've seen a couple of the varieties on the Indian sub-continent, and they're well, deer, and they DO make a noise that sounds something like barking.

Resemblance to a boar? I don't know. Sounds like a visit to the taxidermist might be in order.

We all have confidence in your ability to capture this ferocious beast, in order to educate the masses.
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Doug Higley
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Geez Ken...Muntjacks are spindly little wimps...what were you thinking?!
Of course the Banner can show it's true 'ferocious' nature as it rips through buildings and eats boots!
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Atomic mutant Bambis? Okay, just STOP this before it gets to "See the horrible Ethiopian Bunny of Death!"
Doug Higley
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And what pray tell is wrong with the Ethiopian Bunny Of Death? They eat Muntjacs for breakfast.
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Harley Newman
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I particularly liked the bit about the one herd being exterminated, after they killed the Duke's dogs.

I can just see the banner.
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Doug Higley
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ALIVE! Prehistoric Bambis! ALIVE
The LIVE to KILL! They Kill to LIVE!
They ATE the Dukes Dogs!
They ATE the Dukes Belt!
BOG MONSTERS UNLEASHED!
Bigger Than Godzilla!
ALIVE! ALIVE! ALIVE!
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Harley Newman
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Grape vines drink alike!

MINI-MONSTERS OF THE MOOR! ALIVE!
HORNS FROM HELL, INSIDE!
DOG-PACK DOOM, SEE IT HERE!
THE NEMESIS OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
TODAY ONLY!

And of course, there's another single-O. That's where we put Kondini on display, and he wouldn't have to do anything but sit there and grimace.

MASTER OF THE MUNTJAC!

Or better yet, Kondini is the blowoff, the thing that made the monsters submit, cower...something, right over here, behind this curtain, the most terrifying etc.
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Kondini
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You haven`t met my worse half "Pat" now that would really do your head in.

P.S. Don`t tell her I said that.... Please, pretty please!!

Well the times up, yes there is a sucker born every minute and as entertainers who should know better.... we don`t.

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It`s just an April Fool (5)
Can you send me pics of it, etc... (34)

So off you go now to see Mr Hig for your new Thing!

Who said that *^*( $&$& couldn`t beat brains??
Harley Newman
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Nobody here suggested anything except ways to sell it. Maybe we all smell the same?

But it sounds like the kind of thing that NEEDS to be done. It's too delicious, not to. Let us know!
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