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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
Have any of you ever written a silly little rhyme, either to go with your magic, or not? I do it all the time. Here is one I wrote for my daughter when she was 3 years old. (she is five now and still loves it at the appropriate time)
I sneezed a mighty sneeze, A mighty sneeze I snoze, and when I sneezed my mighty sneeze, I loudly blew my nose. Anybody else got one to share?
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Gary Barnard Regular user Tennessee 145 Posts |
Lol, that poem is kinda like a tounge twister man. A pretty good one too. that's pretty funny dude.
Gary
Gary
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JJDrew Loyal user Arizona 221 Posts |
I don't think this one is stupid, but is certainly is silly.
The Octopus - by Ogden Nash Oh tell me octopus I begs is those things arms or is they legs? I marvel at thee octopus. If I were thou, I'd call me us. If this isn't exactly accurate I apologize. I wrote it from memory. |
okito25 Regular user Victoria BC Canada 145 Posts |
Ahhh I love this ..
A magician from Kallamazoo with nothing better to do On the fourth of July he said ,, "why should we fry! " Let IT SNOW .. LET IT SNOW and it Snew |
okito25 Regular user Victoria BC Canada 145 Posts |
One thing I love doing as well is looking up in Old Genie ... from like the 50s .. Marie Atoinette Dornfeld, wife of . old time great "Dorny" Dornfeld, wrote magical poems , fun and inspriring
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Scott Cram Inner circle 2678 Posts |
Here's my favorite silly poem, by the master of them - Shel Silverstein:
I made myself a snowball, as perfect as could be. I thought I'd keep it as a pet and let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas and a pillow for its head. Then last night it ran away But first - it wet the bed! |
S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts |
The thunder roared!
The lightning flashed! The tree fell down! The frog got smashed. |
scott b. Special user 732 Posts |
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On 2005-04-17 21:08, S2000magician wrote: I've heard my dad say that one since I was atleast 3. Ahhhh the memories it brings back. Scott
Thanks! Scott B.
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
Ogden Nash is the greatest!
God in his wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why. ~michael
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nums Veteran user I have a life, or I would have more than 366 Posts |
There once was a man from Nantuckett...oh wait wrong forum...sorry
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nums Veteran user I have a life, or I would have more than 366 Posts |
I had a little chicken and he wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured hot water up and down its leg The little chicken vried and the little chicken begged And the little chicken laid a hard boiled egg Jeff |
Caleb Wiles Inner circle Indianapolis, IN 1132 Posts |
I heard this on the movie THE LIFE OF DAVID GALE (great movie by the way)
There once was a lesbian from cancun Who took a young man to her room They stayed up all night And had a big fight About who should do what And to whom Caleb
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Caleb Wiles Inner circle Indianapolis, IN 1132 Posts |
Here's one from my college roommate.
There once was a coach for IU In losses, he had quite a few He never had fear Saying "Wait til next year" But his saying would never come true My roommate's a big IU fan, but wishes he could vanish coach Mike David in a thumbtip. Caleb
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
He won't fit... tell him to use a Topit.
~michael
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