What are your ideas. for making funny gag stuff. like taking a dime and a paper clip and calling it a dime and clip. ( Diamond Clip )

How about a washer and dryer

washer = a metal washer from the hardware store
dryer = paper towel

Or a briefcase full of diamonds...

You open up the briefcase and pasted on the inside is playing cards all diamonds (i.e. ace of D, 2 of D, etc.)


Lyndel

I also came up with another one but it is adult oriented. so I wont post it here. Lyndel Excellent ideas. but what do you think of Having the Washer attached to a Hair Dryer ?

Not bad... But the hair dryer might be a bit bulky to carry around (just for that gag) I'm really into the pack small, play big mindset.

Someone, I believe it was Abbotts, used to sell a 10 foot measuring tape... It was a 5" or 6" width of board with the black silouhette of feet painted on it. It opened up to about 6' tall so you could hold it up to display it. cute sight gag...

Lyndel

If your worried about space wise. you can also have a picture of one. but remember these are only suggestions.

Envelope with smal chain atatched to it = a chainletter
an infaled paper bag = an airbag , smash it in font of you and you have a crash test dummie.
a string quartet = four pices of string

Great ideas here. I have used the washer and dryer which is a metal washer and clothespin.

You can also have a dime & ring (diamond ring).

I have an old fashioned razor (the kind that opens to insert a double edged blade) with an electric cord an plug hanging off it. I introduce it as one of the first electric razors.

I also have a plastic cigarette (the kind used to help people quit smoking) with a 3 inch ball chain hanging from the end. I explain that I am a "chain smoker."

You can always place 2 quarters on your forehead and ask what that is. Answer: Headquarters!

Enjoy,
- Brian Nadworny

How about two small bottle of scope.....periscope

Cabrera there you go Excellent Idea. is there a way to connect the two of them together.

Two drinking tumbler: A pair of glasses

For 20 cents I can show you a paradigm (pair of dimes).

How about 2 rubber ducks? (a paradox?)

How about 2 dice (a paradise)!

Thank you. Thank you. You have been a wonderful audience. Would you like your food returned to you now or did you throw it at me to eat?

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...tons of prop comedy

At some point between tricks in my show I always say, "Wasn't that a cool trick? Would you like to see something that's just a little cooler?"

When the audience responds in the affirmative, I pull out this item: https://amzn.to/2GnQAMl

Then, once it sinks in that I'm holding a little cooler and the audience groans, I say: "I'm so sorry, puns are the lowest form of humor and that was wrong. I should not have even gone down that road. All I wanted to point out was that it was a great trick I just did, and how would you like to see something that's a little greater?"

(pause)

Pull out my little grater (I keep it inside the little cooler): https://amzn.to/2GmyF93

"Yeah, I have one of those too."

I have a little rubber eyeball I use as part of a chop cup routine.
I say “Now, what you see there is an optical illusion. I know, I know, that was very cornea. I apologize for I am but a mere pupil of the magical arts.”

Not lashing out at you, but eye seen that coming.

Yes, it’s pretty orbvious

It looks that way