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muzicman Special user LaCenter, Wa 989 Posts |
How many times have you all heard this? I'm sure it's been discuss before but I couldn't find it. I was curious if anyone had a line that they use, that is not offensive?
I have been using "I sure can.....cheat on her" as I reach for my wallet to give them my lawyers card. Does anyone have a comeback they are willing to share? Stories? |
magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
- I do magic not work miracles.
- Sure I can. It involves a guy named Guido, a big bag of cement and a river near by. Doesn't get great reactions but sure makes a big splash. =) Kyle
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mike gallo Inner circle 1341 Posts |
If I were your wife...I'd want to disappear!
Mike |
Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts |
Gesture toward his wife (if she's standing there listening to the exchange) and say, "wouldn't that upset your daughter?"
Lyndel |
muzicman Special user LaCenter, Wa 989 Posts |
Oh, those are great!! Lyndel, you smooth talker!
It's funny, but I believe the person who says "Can you make my wife disappear" actually wants to hear some sort of comeback. Those are all great comebacks. Now how about some offensive ones...LOL |
Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
Look at him like you just heard his voice and haven't seen him "Sure just come this way mam"
Vibono Mirage
Magic entertainer and Balloon artist |
Sonny Vegas Regular user Chicago, Illinois - USA 199 Posts |
Sure! as long as half your belonging come with her.....
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Whitewolfny Loyal user 216 Posts |
Look at the wife and say, "I have two tickets on a cruise ship leaving next week. Would you like to join me?"
Braxton Mannar
<BR>Just an old dog trying to learn new tricks |
malini Loyal user 219 Posts |
"Funny, your wife asked me pretty much the same thing a little while ago"
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Bill Martin New user 31 Posts |
I say give her your credit card and you won't see her for a while.
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Peo Olsson Inner circle Stockholm, Sweden 3260 Posts |
Suggest the man to drive his wife to an strange house, and before leaving her there, give her the remote control: "Here, it's all yours now."
Peo
Pictured to the left my hero and me during FISM 2006 in Stockholm.
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PhatDad New user 91 Posts |
An opportunity to get your business card to them here. Give the wife the card and say 'My address is on the back, there's a key under the mat. Make yourself at home.'
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Shenaniganz New user Cypress, CA 100 Posts |
"Looks like your doing a pretty good job of that yourself."
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
Somebody ran that question in a magazine article. Some of the potential answers were;
Yes, but who would you find to put up with you? (gesturing to wife) No, but I'll try to make your daughter here vanish! (gesturing to wife) What have you got in mind that's better than that! Oh please! Look at this woman and look at the size of my sleeve!
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Cadabra New user NYC 58 Posts |
I usually just say; "For enough money I can make anyone disappear." It gets a little laugh but most of all it clues them in to the fact that I want money from them.
"It has always amazed and baffled me that audiences will wait patiently in line and pay good money to have the wits scared out of them." - William Castle
www.albertcadabra.com |
Joseph_Then Special user 747 Posts |
Quote:
On 2005-05-02 03:07, Bill Martin wrote: After that I will say, "When you receive your credit card statement she will automatically disappear the 2nd time" |
trickychris Loyal user England 260 Posts |
........"what, so you can enjoy life?"
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KyletheGreat Special user Georgia 560 Posts |
Depending on who you are, It would be kind of funny to say...
"How hot is she?" |
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