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How many times have you all heard this? I'm sure it's been discuss before but I couldn't find it. I was curious if anyone had a line that they use, that is not offensive?

I have been using "I sure can.....cheat on her" as I reach for my wallet to give them my lawyers card.

Does anyone have a comeback they are willing to share? Stories?
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If I were your wife...I'd want to disappear!

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Gesture toward his wife (if she's standing there listening to the exchange) and say, "wouldn't that upset your daughter?"

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Oh, those are great!! Lyndel, you smooth talker!

It's funny, but I believe the person who says "Can you make my wife disappear" actually wants to hear some sort of comeback. Those are all great comebacks. Now how about some offensive ones...LOL
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Look at him like you just heard his voice and haven't seen him "Sure just come this way mam"
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Sure! as long as half your belonging come with her.....
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Look at the wife and say, "I have two tickets on a cruise ship leaving next week. Would you like to join me?"
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"Funny, your wife asked me pretty much the same thing a little while ago"
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I say give her your credit card and you won't see her for a while.
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Suggest the man to drive his wife to an strange house, and before leaving her there, give her the remote control: "Here, it's all yours now."

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An opportunity to get your business card to them here. Give the wife the card and say 'My address is on the back, there's a key under the mat. Make yourself at home.'
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Somebody ran that question in a magazine article. Some of the potential answers were;

Yes, but who would you find to put up with you?

(gesturing to wife) No, but I'll try to make your daughter here vanish!

(gesturing to wife) What have you got in mind that's better than that!

Oh please! Look at this woman and look at the size of my sleeve!
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I usually just say; "For enough money I can make anyone disappear." It gets a little laugh but most of all it clues them in to the fact that I want money from them.
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On 2005-05-02 03:07, Bill Martin wrote:
I say give her your credit card and you won't see her for a while.

After that I will say, "When you receive your credit card statement she will automatically disappear the 2nd time"

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Depending on who you are, It would be kind of funny to say...

"How hot is she?"
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