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Alym Amlani Inner circle Canada 1464 Posts |
Ok, so how many of you have been performing in a restaurant when you come up to a table of single ladies in their 30's who say things like "can you make a gorgeous single man come out of that bag" or...well you get the idea.
I find this kind of fun when performing, but at the same time, am not entirely sure how to approach this situation. What do you guys do in this case? (And don't say card to pocket!) :D
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Matt Bartz Loyal user Gilbert, Arizona 251 Posts |
Just pull a gorgeous single guy out of your bag Alym. I know you carry one around with you.
Matt I'm just kidding, my friend. Hope you get some good answers to your question. |
Mercury52 Inner circle Kevin Reylek 2239 Posts |
You could use a line along the lines of "I could do that, but then I'd have more competition!" Done in a flirty manner for the right group, I imagine it'd get a decent response. Just something off the top of my head.
Kevin
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Eric Leclerc Inner circle Ottawa Ontario 1185 Posts |
Thank god for cougars. That's all I have to say about that. Some of the best audiences to get noticed by other tables and patrons.
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chappelly Special user Down Under 744 Posts |
My reply would be "This is a magic show not Fantasy Island!"
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Alym Amlani Inner circle Canada 1464 Posts |
Chappelly - that's awesome.
Eric, I know, they're the BEST for drawing attention! That, and tables with women who snort when they laugh. (True story, I had one lady actually snort while laughing yesterday!) It caused a chain reaction of laughter so loud I didn't even need to introduce myself to any other table at that section, they were all just anxiously waiting for me to show up Those are the nights that make this job so amazing.
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chappelly Special user Down Under 744 Posts |
Thanks Alym.For some reason women go crazy when they go out in a group.They are always a lot of fun and guarantee a great reaction.
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Alym Amlani Inner circle Canada 1464 Posts |
I know, they're great, but this is why I started the thread - I'm sure there are ways to get them really going and maybe we can share some ideas
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Eric Leclerc Inner circle Ottawa Ontario 1185 Posts |
Or share some cougars
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Cameron Fisk Regular user Vancouver, BC 194 Posts |
"Good question! I've never thought about coming out of a bag before..."
That is if you're single, and gorgeous, of course. Cheers, Cameron Fisk |
TheAmbitiousCard Eternal Order Northern California 13425 Posts |
Cougars.
Hmmm. for a minute there I thought illusionist was coming out with a new deck of cards. I thought... god, what next.
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n3cromanc3r Loyal user 248 Posts |
Cameron stole my idea.. I like that one.
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
"Sorry I can't pull a gorgeous man out of a bag. They're all in the closet"
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Bill Palmer Eternal Order Only Jonathan Townsend has more than 24312 Posts |
Next time that happens, excuse yourself for a few minutes, go into the kitchen, get a trashcan liner and unfurl it. Then get as close to the table as you can without being seen, step into the liner and pull it up around your waist. Shuffle over to the table and say, "This is the best I could do."
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Alym Amlani Inner circle Canada 1464 Posts |
Quote:
On 2005-05-13 20:00, Bill Palmer wrote: LOL.
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