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almagic Regular user 106 Posts |
That's something we magicians need to keep in mind of what we say when out with magician friends...
We were in a shopping mall and was trying on some jackets... and we are talking quite loudly, and I said "well, this jacket is nice. Has lots of pockets and is very good for STEALING" the salesman look at us with a shocking look!! Once we were walking in a crowd and my firend got an great idea for his zombie routine, and yelled out "Tonight I'm going to try lighting up my zombie on fire" Everyone was starring at us all the way... You guys happen to come across such thing.. Is very funny!!! |
The Mac Inner circle 1982 Posts |
Lol! I think it was on Ellusionist forums this guy was asking for advice about a penetration trick and he started his post with "last night I was practising the penetration on my sister"
That had me ripped for a long while! |
The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
How about buying a long sleeve shirt. and asking will this keep me from Flashing at All ?
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JJDrew Loyal user Arizona 221 Posts |
If you hang out with performers too much, you forget how weird it can sound when you start an anecdote with, "I was juggling knives the other day when..."
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts |
I told a fellow magician over dinner about a time when "I was doing a gig in a bar and my TT fell on the floor."
I caught the lady at the next booth surveying both of my hands for the damage... Lyndel |
The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Lyndel Be Careful your TT might of Fell into someones Food
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts |
Donster,
LOL! My story would have been perfect if it had taken place at Wendy's huh?! Lyndel |
The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
I told someone that they are putting Body parts in the Kids Meals at wendys Now. strange part is she beleived me. but saying stuff like this is only for Fun. and to be Honest Wendys Burgers are made from Real Meat. lets hope they keep it that way.
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Avrakdavra Loyal user The Pine Tree State, USA 224 Posts |
Better his TT than his PP.
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
I hate to ask but what is his PP. pm me if it cant be put here.
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts |
Prestidigitation Pocket... It's like a topit, but shaped different.
Lyndel |
Alym Amlani Inner circle Canada 1464 Posts |
Quote:
On 2005-05-07 10:58, macGyver(south Africa) wrote: that's the funniest thing I've heard all week!!!
Logic Defied
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Sonny Vegas Regular user Chicago, Illinois - USA 199 Posts |
PP...?
Peter Pan?...Paula Poundstone?...Pierre Plante?...Pricilla Presley?...Pink Panther?...Patti Paige?...Penelope Pitstop?...Peter Parker? |
MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts |
I'm ROTFLMAO... You guys are so funny!!!!
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
Magicusa Elite user 478 Posts |
I love macGyver post!
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