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RJ_Silmser
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"A man is only as young as the woman he feels"

-Groucho Marx-
"A man is only as young as the woman he feels"



-Groucho Marx-
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Your at it again Rick!

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Rick,
That quote reminds me of another great from Groucho "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best freind...inside a dog it's to dark to read."
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RJ_Silmser
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LOL @ Morg !!!!

~Rick~
"A man is only as young as the woman he feels"



-Groucho Marx-
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You have to LIVE life instead of letting life live you.

Better get busy livin or get busy dyin / From Shawshank Redepmtion

Be Bold and Mighty Forced will come to your aid

And to add to the Groucho Quotes...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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"Use the Force" - Obi wan Kanobi
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"If you can't laugh at yourself....make fun of other people!" Bobby Slatin-"The Pitbull of Comedy"
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If I ever met a wise man, it was a woman (Kurt Cobain)
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Speaking of groucho, heres a Houdini tidbit I love;
The Marx brothers were starting to make it into the big time before the movies.
One night, Groucho went on stage to assist Houdini as part of a commitee. Houdini swallowed the needles, then the thread. Grouch was asked to look in houdini's mouth.
"What do you see?" asked Houdini.
"Pyheria", replied Groucho.

The best groucho quip came when his wife caught him with another woman - "I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth."

Groucho, like Houdini, made pacts with various friends and relatives to try to contact each other from beyond the grave. Groucho went to visit a medium. During the seance the medium said she was in contact with the spirits. She asked if he had any questions for the spirits.
"Yes," said Groucho, "whats the capitol of South Dakota?"

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Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt. ~Shakespeare
Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt. ~ Shakespeare
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Dr. Lao: "Wise answer."
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"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad."

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He who throws mud loses ground

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Nice one Cindi, I enjoyed that one!!


Also, I thought of another one, odd, but I think true


The worlds biggest enemy is the truth


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Remember that a person has to be 100% behind you, in order to stab you in the back

Some days you are the pidgeon and other days you are the statue

Poets have been universally quiet on the subject of cheese

If a tree falls in a forest, and it hits a mime artist, does he make a sound?

The only good clown is a dead clown.

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