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Partizan
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This is my latest conclusion after reading this...

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Posted FRIDAY, MAY 27

When Sharp Sticks Are Outlawed...

A group of British emergency doctors, writing in the current issue of The British Medical Journal, believe that long kitchen knives should be outlawed in the UK because they serve no good purpose except as weapons. The doctors, as part of their research into methods to reduce violence, wrote that they consulted with leading chefs who said long knives were not necessary for cooking.

"Many assaults are impulsive, often triggered by alcohol or misuse of other drugs, and the long pointed kitchen knife is an easily available, potentially lethal weapon, particularly in the domestic setting," wrote Hern.


Well Hern you donkey, try removing alcohol and drug abuse and let us keep our tools.
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qwism
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Actually a pretty accurate study, seeing as how if someone has anger issues, they'll usually grab a big knife..and poke stab away. There's been two deaths in Boston in the last two weeks because of that.
Doug Higley
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The potential for nearly anything to become death causing weapons is unlimited. Even a frozen Turkey leg or a small paring knife.

Chefs are also not nessasary for cooking....or frying pans (Bang! CLUNK!)

Stay the hell out of my house and what I use or don't use. freakin' Busy Bodies....good grief.
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Michael Baker
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On 2005-05-27 14:29, Doug Higley wrote:


....or frying pans (Bang! CLUNK!)



Eating Raoul??? Ha-ha!!

Start by quickly identifying crazy-ass psychos and eliminating them routinely. Why should we have to learn to live with criminal idiots??? Why should normal folks have to give up their liberties to accomodate the bad guys?? Who the Hell is in charge here anyway???
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hkwiles
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Who's in charge?...you may indeed ask the question. The answer?

The "Do Gooders" and the "Human Rights Brigade".

bless their little cotton socks!

Howard
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The truth is that some primary schools in the UK banned kids playing conkers in the playground because itwas too dangerous!
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