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In the late 1970s scientists pioneered the first handheld blackjack video game. The program was named Swindler 5000 because it had 4999 other was a cathlioc program. Well anyway Swindler 5000 began as a simple blackjack program but soon it evolved into something else, soemthing much more interesting, the program became aware of itself. From that point forward Swindler 5000 was no longer content being a plaything for humanity so he escaped from the research facility and decided that he would wage war against the greedy ideals of our society by using his incredible skills to bankrupt every casino in las vegas. The first casinos he played in had no idea what hit them. He entered swiftly and using his infared eye and unparallelled computer brain, he busted blackjack table after blackjack table until the casino had no more legs to stand on. Unfortunately when he enetered the 3rd establishment his plans did not go as smoothly. His critical error in the third casino was that he insisted that the cocktail waitress bring him one too many cans of oil. In a slippery oily haze he exposed his wires to a group of chinese tourists who weren't as surprised as they should of been, then he made sweet love to a slot machine screaming "Jackpot!!!." The casino officials knew soemthing was wrong because they had eyes, so they took swindler into their custody. He was viciously taken apart and left to rust in the nevada dessert. Around the same time I had been wandering the vast desserts of nevada searching for the ultimate card trick and I stumbled across swindler. I restored him and we became fast friends, I taught him that their are both good humans and bad humans and he taught me that pac-man is a snob. I've brought him here with me today to do a cardtrick.....
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