For those who have the effect: Looking to develope some "amusing" lines for each of the gift cards I show them:
Free beer for life - "comes with a complementary liver".
the other gifts are: Free Time piece voucher
Kiss the magician
Go Karting weekend
Travel voucher
Free sunglasses and watch

any suggestions welcome!

Chris, I hope this is what you need....

Free Time peace voucher - Bonus invisible ink pen included. Joy buzzers extra.
Kiss the Magician - Good for one free lap dance and a slap dance from his wife.
Go karting weekend - Free mullet cut and Nascar tattoo.
Travel voucher - Go ahead,...get lost!
Free sunglasses and watch - how many people say you look like Ray Charles but fat.
Free beer for life - Friends who mooch not included.

Best to you,
Sonny

...oops, somehow thought the 1st one was 'Peace Time Voucher'

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