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Justin McWilliams 1983 - 2005 New Jersey 157 Posts 
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Ok, so the way I figure is if I'm ever going to go down in the annal's of magic for the being the greatest magician ever, I must go ahead and take credit for the being the originator of the cups and balls. When I see someone doing it I walk off muttering something about thief and rip offs.
What do you think, will it work? *wonders exactly how many magicians have done this*
Hey I'm a magician, i've never told a lie.....oops:o/
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NJJ Inner circle 6439 Posts
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I had the idea of doing this some time ago. You really should be more original....
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Justin McWilliams 1983 - 2005 New Jersey 157 Posts
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Thief!
Hey I'm a magician, i've never told a lie.....oops:o/
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Sonny Vegas Regular user Chicago, Illinois - USA 199 Posts
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POLICE!!!
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blazes816 Special user Wichita, Kansas 522 Posts
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Magician; "Next I will be performing cups and balls."
you; "I invented Cups and Balls." magician; "I bought these cups off of the internet." you; "I invented the internet!" magician; "from 'some-fake-online-magic-store-that-I-am-making-up-as-I-write-this- message.com'" you; "I started 'some-fake-online-magic-store-that-I-am-making-up-as-I-write-this- message.com'!" magician; "shut up" you; "I started shut up!" Or "Hey that cup and that ball touched! You owe me a dollar!" |
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Dragona Regular user New Jersey 159 Posts
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Hey I just told you that over Instant Messanger. You really ARE a thief. Not only do you stakes claims on magic, you stake claims on what people say ppppppbbbbbbtttttt.
I have the breath of dragons and the soul of a human.
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Justin McWilliams 1983 - 2005 New Jersey 157 Posts
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Not true, I invented the sorry Steve part. Besides I invented ppppppbbbbbbtttttt.
Hey I'm a magician, i've never told a lie.....oops:o/
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Dragona Regular user New Jersey 159 Posts
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Ya, well I invented magic back before Merlin. What now huh?
I have the breath of dragons and the soul of a human.
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God-glorified Special user 697 Posts
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Excuse me but I invented merlin.......you stepped WAY out of line by mentioning him!!!
Ephes. 2:8-9
For by GRACE are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast. |
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Roland Henning Special user Kiel, Germany 511 Posts
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Okay, just for the record. The Cups and Balls were invented by "Schlump the geek" 2253 B.C. and he published it in his lecture notes "Geeky Magic Vol. 2". Nobody bought it, so he died of a broken heart.
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blazes816 Special user Wichita, Kansas 522 Posts
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I invented Schlump the geek.
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Skip Way Inner circle 3771 Posts
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I'm stealing all these posts and publishing them in my own book! I'll make Tens!!!!! <Evil Laugh!> (What a room!)
:o) Skip
How you leave others feeling after an Experience with you becomes your Trademark.
Magic Youth Raleigh - RaleighMagicClub.org |
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Tony S Special user New York 581 Posts
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Hey! I invented stealing!!!
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KyletheGreat Special user Georgia 560 Posts
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And I invented the inventions that you stole when you stole them!
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blazes816 Special user Wichita, Kansas 522 Posts
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I invented inventing.
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God-glorified Special user 697 Posts
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Yea.......well.......I........okay I got nothing
Ephes. 2:8-9
For by GRACE are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast. |
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Justin McWilliams 1983 - 2005 New Jersey 157 Posts
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I Still get dibs on cups and balls nobody touches, they are mine!
*Caresses his Royal Magic cups and balls and sets them next to his T.V. Magic cards*
Hey I'm a magician, i've never told a lie.....oops:o/
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God-glorified Special user 697 Posts
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Well I guess we all learned a valuable lesson......wait......what was the valuable lesson?
Ephes. 2:8-9
For by GRACE are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast. |
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KyletheGreat Special user Georgia 560 Posts
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I have no idea what the lesson was but I bet that Tony S stole it...
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Justin McWilliams 1983 - 2005 New Jersey 157 Posts
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Quote:
On 2005-07-12 15:35, Skip Way wrote: I get 5's on that, it's called royalties.
Hey I'm a magician, i've never told a lie.....oops:o/
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