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Justin McWilliams
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Ok, so the way I figure is if I'm ever going to go down in the annal's of magic for the being the greatest magician ever, I must go ahead and take credit for the being the originator of the cups and balls. When I see someone doing it I walk off muttering something about thief and rip offs.

What do you think, will it work?

*wonders exactly how many magicians have done this*
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NJJ
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I had the idea of doing this some time ago. You really should be more original....

*walks off muttering to himself about magicians stealing his ideas.*
Justin McWilliams
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Thief!
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Sonny Vegas
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Magician; "Next I will be performing cups and balls."
you; "I invented Cups and Balls."
magician; "I bought these cups off of the internet."
you; "I invented the internet!"
magician; "from 'some-fake-online-magic-store-that-I-am-making-up-as-I-write-this- message.com'"
you; "I started 'some-fake-online-magic-store-that-I-am-making-up-as-I-write-this- message.com'!"
magician; "shut up"
you; "I started shut up!"

Or "Hey that cup and that ball touched! You owe me a dollar!"
Dragona
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Hey I just told you that over Instant Messanger. You really ARE a thief. Not only do you stakes claims on magic, you stake claims on what people say ppppppbbbbbbtttttt. Smile
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Justin McWilliams
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Not true, I invented the sorry Steve part. Besides I invented ppppppbbbbbbtttttt.
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Dragona
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Ya, well I invented magic back before Merlin. What now huh?
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God-glorified
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Excuse me but I invented merlin.......you stepped WAY out of line by mentioning him!!!
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Okay, just for the record. The Cups and Balls were invented by "Schlump the geek" 2253 B.C. and he published it in his lecture notes "Geeky Magic Vol. 2". Nobody bought it, so he died of a broken heart.
blazes816
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I invented Schlump the geek.
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I'm stealing all these posts and publishing them in my own book! I'll make Tens!!!!! <Evil Laugh!> (What a room!)

:o) Skip
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Hey! I invented stealing!!! Smile
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And I invented the inventions that you stole when you stole them!
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blazes816
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I invented inventing.
God-glorified
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Yea.......well.......I........okay I got nothing
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For by GRACE are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast.
Justin McWilliams
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I Still get dibs on cups and balls nobody touches, they are mine!

*Caresses his Royal Magic cups and balls and sets them next to his T.V. Magic cards*
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God-glorified
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Well I guess we all learned a valuable lesson......wait......what was the valuable lesson?
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KyletheGreat
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I have no idea what the lesson was but I bet that Tony S stole it...
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Justin McWilliams
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Quote:
On 2005-07-12 15:35, Skip Way wrote:
I'm stealing all these posts and publishing them in my own book! I'll make Tens!!!!! <Evil Laugh!> (What a room!)

:o) Skip


I get 5's on that, it's called royalties.
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