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Payne
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On 2005-07-13 16:03, Justin McWilliams wrote:
I Still get dibs on cups and balls nobody touches, they are mine!



Yes but everyone knows that Cups and Balls are an unauthorized version of my much more original Beakers and Marbles routine.
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Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn is what I got out of it.......than again I like saying that for just about every post that can....BUT IT STILL APPLIES

Tony S.....stop stealing my lessons!!!!!
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I invented Unicorns AND leapfrog. Sorry to (ahem) horn in on this, folks. I saw some fun and had to jump in. Smile

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Fine then, if you invented leapfrog than Im publishing an idea where your feet are touching instead of apart therefore making just enough variation in the jump to be my own. Ill call it..........leaphog.
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If your going to invent LeapHog. why not have it being where you jump over a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle.
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HEY, I started this post and it has gotten way out of hand. Wait, I didn't start it, yes I did, no I didn't. See, you got me arguing with myself!!!!
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Hey man quit stealin my post.
Hey I'm a magician, i've never told a lie.....oops:o/
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It was my idea in the first place. You just used your position as a fromer grammar host and me being in the Army to beat me to it.
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On 2005-07-16 13:11, The Donster wrote:
If your going to invent LeapHog. why not have it being where you jump over a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle.
Me and some of my pals already did this... we called it Bleep Hog... Typical biker mouths.
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On 2005-07-16 20:32, JesterMan wrote:
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On 2005-07-16 13:11, The Donster wrote:
If your going to invent LeapHog. why not have it being where you jump over a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle.
Me and some of my pals already did this... we called it Bleep Hog... Typical biker mouths.


C'mon guys think......its obviously been taken AND MY idea is TOTALLY impromptu so it wins.
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Back in the early 800's I invented impromptu.
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Fine then blazes, you me and the guy who invented stealing will go into buisness (since I started that one)
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People steal magic all the time. Alex Elmsley stole something from me and had the NERVE to put it into print 40 years before I was BORN!!

A real jerk to say the least. I am still mad about that one so I can imagine how angry you must be at all the cups and ball theives arround.

I actually think it is funny when someone complains about someone else stealing what they have rightfully taken!
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Look you guys, I'm not happy, 22.74 years ago I invented stupidly long forum discussions based on a single joke. I don't deserve it. The only thing I've ever stolen is a vowel from Dannydoyle. U. There it is, sorry about that, restore it to it's rightfll place. ***, he's stolen mine now.
George
P.S.I also pinched a y off him, next I'll steal his where and how.
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Shame magicgeorge.....pure shame,
thanks for coming clean
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Justin might have invented cups and balls, but they're my balls now and I'm rather attached to them. He can have the cups back--I never liked them anyways.
Do you know what the difference between genuis and stupidity is? Genius has limits.
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Hmmmm
steel, wooden, sewn.
Please be specific on which balls so I can claim the other kind
Thanks
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Justin McWilliams
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Two words, "Pom Poms"
Hey I'm a magician, i've never told a lie.....oops:o/
Tony S
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I stole the pom poms!

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On 2005-07-19 17:54, God-glorified wrote:
Fine then blazes, you me and the guy who invented stealing will go into buisness (since I started that one)


Excellent - just be careful; I might steal the profits!
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Hmmmm,

Tony,

Stealing was actually invented by Winona Ryder's great-great-great-great (77 more) Grandmother. This person was actually responsible for there being no room at the inn, as she had stolen the towels, sheets, pillows and the remote from the last available room. The irony was, she had stashed all this stuff away in manger, out back, so that place was actually quite cozy. The one complaint was that she had also stolen a very bright halogen oil lantern, and many people thought it was so bright that they mistook it for a star overhead.

However, I now own the rights to stealing.
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